All Bakwaas!

Equation 1
Human = eat + sleep +
work + enjoy

Donkey = eat + sleep


Therefore,

Human = Donkey + work
+ enjoy


if, Human - enjoy =
Donkey + work


In other words,

Human that don't know
enjoy = Donkey
that work
(Eqn 1)


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Equation 2

Men = eat + sleep +
earn money

Donkeys = eat + sleep

Therefore,
Men = Donkeys + earn money
(Eqn 2)

If Men - earn money =
Donkeys

In other words,

Men that don't earn
money = Donkeys
(Eqn 3)



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Equation 3

Women = eat + sleep +
spend

Donkeys = eat + sleep


Therefore,
Women = Donkeys + spend
(Eqn 4)


If, Women - spend =
Donkeys

In other words,


Women that don't spend
= Donkeys
(Eqn 5)



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To Conclude:

From Eqn 3 and Eqn 5
Men that don't earn
money = Women that
don't spend
So,
Men earn money not to
let women become
Donkeys!
(Postulate 1)

Women spend not to let
men become
Donkeys!
(Postulate 2)

From Eqn 2 + Eqn 4, we
have
Men + Women = Donkeys
+ earn money +
Donkeys + spend
From Postulates 1 and
2, we can
conclude

Man + Woman = 2
Donkeys

And the Donkeys live
happily ever
after!


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