All Bakwaas!

I got it from a very very ............ ..

Ek ajnabi se mujhe itna pyaar kyon hai,
Inkar karne par chahat ka ikraar kyon hai,
Use pana nahi meri taqdeer mein shayad,
Phir har mod pe usi ka intezar kyon hai


Pyar mohobbat to sabhi karte hai,
Pyar ke dhoke me sabhi jalte hai.
Hum na pyar na mohobbat karte hai,
Bas aap jaise yaron ki yari pe marte hai.




Weekend laughter.... ....please enjoy



1. Q. What do you call a fat lady waiting for a bus?

A. Moti-vating !!!


2. Q. What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE ?
A. Ek bigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai......
Doosari bigadati hai to 'SHUROO' ho jati hai ..........

3. Q. Doctor : App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi

hai.
A. Man : Hoga, zarur hoga; 25 saal se mera khoon jo

pee rahi hai.

4. Q. What's the similarity between MOBILE and

MARRIAGE?
A. In both cases you feel 'aur thoda ruk jata to accha

model milta'

5. Ek admi sadhu se bola, meri biwi bahut pareshan

karti hai, koi upay batao.
Sadhu bola, saale, upay hota to mai sadhu kyun

banta?


6. Man runs home yelling: Pack your bags honey.. I just

won the 10 Million lotto.
Wife : Do I pack for the beach or mountains ?
Man : Who cares ? Just pack and get lost !


7. I wrote your name on sand, it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
I wrote your name on my heart, And I got a heart

attack.

8. God saw me hungry, he created pizza.
He saw me thirsty, he created pepsi.
He saw me in dark, he created light.
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.


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