All Bakwaas!

FACE KE AP KE GAJAB KI SMILE HAI,
SUNA HAI AP KE PAS EK MOBILE HAI
AUR USKE INBOX ME MASGE KI MOTI SI FILE HAI,
PHIR BHI SMS NAHI KARTE EH KAUN SA STYLE HAI,

JA RAHA HAI MERA SMS JANE KYA GUL KHILAEGA,
PYAR SE PADHA JAEGA YA UNHI DELETE KAR DYA JAEGA NA HO DELETE TO MITHA SA JAWA ZAROOR AEGA,

6?-6.2? jis ki height ho,
jeans dheeli magar body tight ho.
biwi ka har nakhra uthaye,
itna mizaaj us ka light ho.
HUSBAND AISA APNA BRIGHT HO……..
uff tak na kare itna quite ho,
dinner banaye wo jab bhi romantic night ho.
shopping ker k jab bhi aaoon,
bolay,”tum kitni nice ho”.
HUSBAND AISA APNA BRIGHT HO…….
hamesha jo haar maan jaye,
jab bhi kabhi fight ho.
saas sasur se agar karoon koi baat,
bole begum tum hi bus right ho.
HUSBAND AISA APNA BRIGHT HO…….

Kabhi kabhi in ankho main nami se hoti hai
Kabhi kabhi in honto pe hansi si hoti hai
Ae dost woh tumhi ho jisse meri zindgi, zindgi si hoti hai

Mann me apke har baat rahegi,
Basti chhoti hai magar aabaad rahegi,
Chahe hum bhulade zamane ko,
Magar aapki ye pyari si dosti hamesha yaad rahegi…

D- DASTAK BHI NA DE.
O- OR APNA BANA LE.
S- SARI JINDEGI JO SATH DE.
T- TAKDIR JO SAWAAR DE.
I- ISI RISTYE KO DOSTI KEHTE HAI.

Many people will walk in and out of your life.
But only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.

CONFIDENCE
Once, all village people decided to pray for rain.
On the day of prayer all people gathered and only one boy
came with an Umbrella,
that’s Confidence

TRUST
Trust should be like the feeling of a one year old baby
when you throw him in the air,
he laughs…… because he knows you will catch him;
that’s Trust

HOPE
Every night we go to bed,
we have no assurance to get up alive in the next morning
but still you have plans for the coming day ;
that’s Hope

History TEACHER - From Where to Where did
the Mughals rule.?
Student - Sir, I am
Not sure but I think
from Page 15 to 26.

Middle aged Man to Wife :
I wish I was born
100 years ago,
Before Doctors invented this Cholesterol, high
Blood Pressure, Diabetes etc., etc.,

Lallu London k Hotel me Murgi khaane gaya.
Lekin Murgi ki English
bhul gaya.
Waiter : What would
you like to have sir.?
Lallu : Eggs’ Mother’s Fry.!

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Apni Aakhon Ke Samunder Main Utar Jaane De
Tera Mujrim Hoon, Mujhe Dub Ke Mar Jaane De
Zakham Kitne Teri Chaahat Se Mile Hain Mujhko
Sonchta Hoon Kahoon Tujhse, Magar Jaane De

Aarzoo jhooth hai,
Aarzoo ka fareb khana nahi ..
Khush jo rahna ho zindagi me tumhe..
Dil kabhi kisi se lagana nahi.

Ek pal mein jo aakar gujar jaaye
Yeh hawa ka woh jhoka hai ..aur kuch nahi
Pyar kahti hai duniya jise,
Ek rangeen dhokha hai .. Aur kuch nahi

Asmaan bhi baras raha hai,
Mere Ashko se takra raha hai,
Kisme hai jor jyada shayad yeh dekh raha hai,
Barsaat to phir bhi ruk jayegi,
Mere Ashko ka koi anth nahi,
Dil me hai dard itne jiska koi hisaab nahi.

Ek pal mein ek saadi ka maaza hum se poochiye
Do din ki zindagi ka maaza hum se poochiye

Bhoole hai rafta rafta unhe muddataoo mein hum
Khistoy mein khud kushi ka maaza hum se poochiye

Aghaaz aashiqui ka maaza aap jaane
Anjaam aashiqui ka maaza hum se poochiye

Hasne ka shouk hum ko bhi tha aap ki tarah
Haase agar haasi ka maaza hum se poochiye

Woh jaan hi gaye ke haame unse pyaar hai
Aankkhon ki maqbari ka maaza hum se poochiye

Jalte diyo mein jalte gharoo jaisi zooh kaha
Sarkari roshini ka maaza hum se poochiye

Hum to toba karke mar gaye qabal ajal khumaar
Touheen meh kaashi ka maaza hum se poochiye


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Unka Waada Hai Ki Vo Laut Aayenge ,
Esi Umeed Pe Hum Jiye Jayengey ,
Ye Intjaar Bhi Unhi Ki Tarah He ,
Kar Rahe They , Kar Rahe He Aur Kiye Jayenge..

Khawab Dekhey Bhi Nahi Aur Toot Gaye ,
Hum Unse Miley Bhi Nahi Aur Vo Rooth Gaye ,
Hum Jagtey Rahe Duniya Soti Rahi ,
Ek Barish Hi Thi Jo Sang Hamare Roti Rahi.

Aashiq Ankhon Hi Ankhon Me Baat Samaj Lete He ,
Sapno Me Milne Ko Mulakat Samaz Lete He ,
Rota He Ashma Bhi Jami Ke Liye ,
Pagal He Log Usse Barsaat Samaj Lete He..

Is dil ka kaha maano ek kaam kar do,
Ek be-naam si mohabbat mere naam kar do,
Merey par faqat itna ehsan kar do,
Ek subha ko milo aur shaam kar do.



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Kaash hum tum ajnabi hote,
Jis tarhan log hua karte hein…
Be taAlluq sey, be taArruff sey.
Kaash hum tum ajnabi hote!

Be qaraari na be kali hoti,
Na mukammal, na Zindagi hoti…
Yun na hoti azyatein Dil mein.
Zindagi bhi na hoti mushkil mein!

Aansu’on se na dosti karte,
Apne Dil se na dushmani karte…
Doosr’on ki tarha hum bhi khush rehte,

Dil uspe fidaa ho Gaya hai,
usmein kuch to alag si baat haiWo sabse judaa hai duniya mein,
Usmein kuch to alag si baat hai.

Chanchal mukhda bholi adaayein,
Aur hothon par gulaab hain
Reshmi zulfein pyaari baatein,
Aur aankhon mein shraab hai.

Wo meri dhadkan mein rahti hai,
Usmein kuch to alag si baat hai.Hirni si chaal gorein hain gaal,
Baton mein uski jaadu bhara hai

Dil hai beqaabu uska hai jaadu,
Jeene ka mere WO hi aasra hai.Har dil ki tamanna hai WO hasi,
Usmein kuch to alag si baat hai.

Wo hanse to phool khile,
Bole to ras ki fuhaar udeyMeri zindgi hai WO uski saanso se
Meri saanso ke taar judey

Uska naam lekar dil dhadkta hai
usmein kuch to alag si baat hai.



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Subah ka Ujala sada sath ho,
Har din Har PAL Aapke liye khas ho,
Dil se dua nikalti hai Aap ke liye,
Sari khushiya bas Aapke hi pas ho.

Company ka Employee
Toilet gaya.
Andhar ja kar
seat pe betha.
Saamne Deewar pe likha thaa
“ABEY ITNA ZOR BUSINESS
PE DETA TOH TARGET PURA HO JAATA !”

Mere hi hathon pey likhi hai taqdeer meri,
aur meri hi taqdeer par mera bus nahi chalta.


What do you call a soldier's wife climbing the stairs
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beat this
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any guesses
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give up
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"Chadhti Jawani"

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Patni (Pati Se) - Collage ke bare me
tumhara koi katu anubhav hai?

Pati (Patani Se) - Han, Tumhari aur
meri paheli mulakat college me he to
hui thi.
************ ********* ********* **
Pati ghar pahuncha to patani ne goshana
ki - maine aaj naukarani ko nikal diya hai.

Pati udas hokar - Are, use ek mauka to
diya hota.

Patni(Pati Se) - Per mai aapko koi mauka
nahi dena chahati.
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Ek jagadalu patani pati par baras rahi thi
aur wah bichara deen sakal banaye hue
baitha tha.Patni bol rahi thi kayar kahin
ke ,tum aadami ho ki chuhe?

Pati Gidgidaya - Shreemati Ji, Mai aapka
pati he hun agar chuha hota to tum thar-thar
kamp rahi hoti.
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Ek photographer ke pass ek aurat aai aur
boli - Maine apane miya se kaha tha ki topi
pahankar photo mat khinchana lekin topi
utarana bul gaye.Kya aap yeh topi hata
sakate hain?

Photographer Ne Kaha - Ji han lekin aap
yah to bataiye ki aapke shauhar sidhi mang
nikalate hain yan ulati?

Aurat Boli - Jab aap topi utarenge tab khud
dekh lijiyega


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Har mulaqat pe nigaheyin meri faryaad karti yahi
Ek palat nazar se dekhlein woh kabhi
Aur woh bin dekhe hi andekha kar jaati hain
Reh jaati hain meri tamannayein dil mein dabi….

Kya samjhengi woh iss dil ki dard ko
Khoyee jo hain woh apne hi jahaan mein
Kya mehsoos hogi unko meri tadap
Shamil jo hain woh iss duniya ki mehfil mein…..

Na khud samjhe na samjha sakey hum unhe
Na paaye kabhi na kabhi kho sake unhe
Yeh bekhudi toh rab bhi na jaaney
Iss dil ka nazrana na dila sakey hum unhe….

Shadeyein dil ki sune bhi toh woh sunegi kaise
Khayalon mein unke toh iss dil ka jikr tak nahin
Meri khawhishon ka janaza bhi nikal gaya
Aur unko toh hamari fikr tak nahin….

Na koi shikwa hai aur na shiqayat hai
Chhod unhe na koi doosri chhahat hai
Bas wohi meri safar hai, wohi meri manzil hai
Wohi khuda hai, wohi meri ibadat hai….

Apna pyar ko chupa na sake,
Deewana dil pe kaboo pa na sake,
Aaj itne karib sa guzar gaye wo
phir b unke hath hum tham na sake!!


24hrs make a lovely day, 7 days make a lovely week, 52 weeks make a lovely year & knowing a person like me will make ur life lovely. Have a lovely day n life!**


Here is my heart, it is yours so take it,
Treat it gently, please do not break it.
Its full of love thats good and true,
So please keep it always close to u.


Let's share the world
. A sea is for you, and waves are for me.
The sky is for you, and stars are for me.
The sun is for you, and light is for me.
Everything is for you, and you are for me.


My heart for you will never break. My smile for you will never fade. My love for you will never end. I love you!


Let's share the world.
A sea is for you, and waves are for me.
The sky is for you, and stars are for me.
The sun is for you, and light is for me.
Everything is for you, and you are for me...


The way u look into my eyes, it scares me,
The way u say I Luv U, it scares me,
The way u know just what to say, it scares me,
The ways u scare me I luv it.


When you love someone, it's nothing. When someone loves you, it's somthing. When u luv someone & they luv you back, it's everything.

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Har jaghah par baithna INTAJAR Nahi hota…!
Har baat ka matlab IKRAAR Nahi hota…!
Yun to najar milti hai HAJARON Se…!
Par har ka NAJAR milna PYAAR nahi hota…!
I like only dosti because life time recharge!!


D.O.S.T.I. SMS hindi
D - Dastak bhi na de
O - Or apna banaa le
S - Saari zindagi jo saath de
T - Takdeer jo sawaar de
I - Isi rishtey ka naam hai DOSTI

ek din jindegi aese mukam per pahunch jayegi. dosti to sirf yadon me reh jayegi. har cup coffee yad dost ki dilayegi, or haste haste ankhe num ho jangi

TERI DOSTI ME HAM DIWANE HO GAYE , TUJHE APNA BANATE-2 BEGANE HO GAYE, PUKAR LE EK BAR PYAR SE MERI JAAN, BANDAR KI AWAZ SUNE JAMENE HO GAYE

Dusmani mita kar dil me pyar rakhana, is dosti ko sada barkarar rakhna, Jo bichad jaye ham tum kabhi to bhir milenge bas ankhon me hamara Intjar rakhna,

Ek din zindagi aese mukam pe pahuch jayegi..

dosti to sirf yaadon me reh jayegi..

Har cup Chaye (Tea) yaad doston ki dilayegi..

aur haste haste fir aankhein nam ho jayegi.

Office ke chamber me class nazar ayegi..

par chahne pe bhi proxy nahi lag payegi.

Paisa to bahut hoga..

magar unhe lutane ki wajah hi kho jayegi.

Jee lo khulke is pal ko mere dost

kyuki zindgi ye palo ko fir se nahi dohrayegi...

Life is a railway station
Where love is a train,
it would come & go anytime

But
Friendship is a railway track
====================
It remains forever
so make Good Tracks


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A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk,
but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.

Red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry.

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers..
Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
where’s the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
A Tudor who tooted a flute
tried to tutor two tooters to toot.
Said the two to their tutor,
“Is it harder to toot
or to tutor two tooters to toot?

A flea and a fly flew up in a flue.
Said the flea, “Let us fly!”
Said the fly, “Let us flee!”
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
Which wristwatches are Swiss wristwatches?




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There's no Special reason for this msg,
I just wanna steal a single moment
out of ur busy life & hope
I can make u smile n say: I Miss U.



I may seldom tell u how special u are,
I may not be able to reach u becoz we're both busy,
but in spite of all, u know u are someone
I really miss & care about.


I have learned how to love, to smile,
to be happy, to be strong, to work hard;
to be honest, to be faithful, to forgive but
I couldn’t learn how to stop missing u.


I heard someone whisper ur name,
but when I turned around to see who it was,
I notice I was alone, then I realize
it was my heart telling me that I miss u.


Knowing a person like u,
has made me happy in a million ways
and if ever I have to let u go...
I would find a million reasons
to make u stay. I miss you



Yun to hum kisika peecha nahi karte,
Darde dil liya aur diya nahi karte,
Ittefaq ki baat hai ki ye dosti aap se hai,
Varna itni kimti cheez hum kisiko diya nahi karte.





Sabne kaha ishq dard hai,
Humne kaha ye dard Kabul hai,
Sabne kaha is dard ke saath ji nahi paoge,
Humne kaha is dard ke saath marna Kabul hai.




Zamane ke darr se teri tasvir
toilet mein chupa rakhi hai,
Didar ho tera bar bar isiliye
julab ki goli kha rakhi hai.



Ruuth kar tum mujhe bhulane lage,
Itne durr hue ke bahut yaad aane lage,
Kaise bhuladu tumhe ek pal mein,
Jab tujhe pane mein mujhe zamane lage.



Aankhon pe aasoon ki lakir ban gai,
Kabhi na socha tha aisi takdir ban gai,
Humne to phirai thi reti mein ungliya,
Gaur se dekha to tumhari tasveer ban gai.


Aap ko pata ho-na-ho,
Aap ki khushi ke peeche meri fariyaad hoti hai.

Hum haste hai to wo samajhte hai ki inhe aadat hai muskurane ki,
Lekin who naadan kya samajhe ki yeh bhi ek ada hai gum chupane ki

Chaho to dil se humko mita dena,
Chaho to humko bhula dena,
Par yeh wada karo ki aaye jo kabhi yaad hamari,
Rona mat sirf muskura dena.

Har nazar mein ek kashish hoti hai,
Har dil mein ek chahat hoti hai,
Mumkin nahi har ek ke liye taj mahal banana,
Kyu ki har dil mein 5/6 mumtaz to hoti hai

Suraj se kaho ki roshni dena chod de,
Sitaro se kaho ki timtimana chod de,
Agar tum nahi aa sakte to apni yadoon se kaho humein satana chod de.



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Before the golden sun sets,
2008's calender is destroyed,
And mobile networks get jammed,
I wish in 2009 every moment is enjoyed

For last year's words belong to last year's language
And next year's words await another voice.
And to make an end is to make a beginning.Happy New Year

God Bless U N Keep U Safe Not Only Today But Throughout Life That is coming In Ur Way. May Year To Follow Be Among The Best U ve Ever Spend.

Beauty..
Freshness..
Dreams..
Truth..
Imagination..
Feeling..
Faith..
Trust..
This is begining of a new year!

Like birds, let us, leave behind what we don’t need to carry…
GRUDGES SADNESS PAIN FEAR and REGRETS.
Life is beautiful, Enjoy it. HAPPY NEW YEAR

HAPPY NEW YEAR
Receive my simple gift of LOVE
Wrapped with SINCERITY
Tied with CARE &
Sealed with BLESSINGS
2 Keep u HAPPY & SAFE all the life long.
HAPPY NEW YEAR....

Tom Cruise
Angelina Jolie
Aishwarya Rai
Arnold
Jennifer Lopez
Amitabh Bachhan
& me..
All the Stars wish u a Very Happy New Year

Keep the smile, leave the tear, Think of joy, forget the fear... Hold the laugh, leave the pain, Be joyous , Coz its new year!HAPPY NEW YEAR

Fill ur life with Happiness & Bright Cheer,
Bring to u Joy and Prosperity for the whole Year,
And it's my New Year wish 4u Dear...
Wish u a VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR

New Year begins, let us pray, that it will be a year with new Peace, New Happiness, and abundance of new friends,,God bless you through out the new Year

Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful Newyear

Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear,
Let all ur Dreams be Clear,
Never put Tear, Please Hear,
I want to tell one thing in ur Ear
Wishing u a very Happy "NEW YEAR"!

Nights are Dark but Days are Light,
Nights are Dark but Days are Light,
Wish your Life will always be Bright.
So my Dear don't get Fear
Coz, God Gift us a "BRAND NEW YEAR".
*HAPPY NEW YEAR* Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear,
Let all ur Dreams be Clear,
Never put Tear, Please Hear,
I want to tell one thing in ur Ear
Wishing u a very Happy "NEW YEAR"!

HAPPY NEW YEAR SMS submitted by :- Pratham
Years come n go,but this year I specially wish
Years come n go,but this year I specially wish 4 u a double dose of health n happiness topped with loads of good fortune. Have a gr8 year ahead! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!! Great,Prosperous,Blissful
Wish You A...Great, Prosperous, Blissful, Healthy, Bright, Delightful, Mind Blowing, Energetic, Terrific & Extremely ...HAPPY NEW YEAR 2006.
A Relaxed Mind, A Peaceful Soul,
A Relaxed Mind, A Peaceful Soul,
A Joyful Spirit, A Healthy Body &
Heart full of Love..
All these are my Prayers for You..
Wish u a Happy New Year. New Year brings just Happiness not Tear,
New Year brings just Happiness not Tear,
Everybody loves only You Dear,
All your Problems will be Finish......
It's for You my Special NEW YEAR'S wish
New Year's eve is like every other night; there is no pause in the march of the universe, no breathless moment of silence among created things that the passage of another twelve months may be noted; and yet no man has quite the same thoughts this evening that come with the coming of darkness on other nights.
Fresh Air....
Fresh Idea....
Fresh Talent....
Fresh Energy....
I wish U to have a .....
Sweetest Sunday,
Marvellous Monday,
Tasty Tuesday,
Wonderful Wednesday,
Thankful Thursday,
Friendly Friday ,
Successful Saturday.
Have a great Year. HAPPY NEW YEAR
New Year begins
New Year begins, let us pray, that it will be a year with new Peace, New Happiness, and abundance of new friends,,God bless you through out the new Year. The only way to spend New Year's Eve is either quietly with friends or in a brothel. Otherwise when the evening ends and people pair off, someone is bound to be left in tears.

HAPPY NEW YEAR SMS submitted by :- Jackie
n Year 2007 may God...would be your Best Friend,
In Year 2007 may God...would be your Best Friend,
He Loves you Deeper, always Bless on You ,
God Always Guide You & Carry you...Happy New Year A new oath holds pretty well; but... when it is become old, and frayed out, and damaged by a dozen annual retryings of its remains, it ceases to be serviceable; any little strain will snap it.

HAPPY NEW YEAR SMS submitted by :- Amit K
With all the Rose's Perfume
With all the Rose's Perfume & with all the lights in the world & with all the children's Smiles...I Wish U that ur all dreams comes True.. HAPPY NEW YEAR Time has no divisions to mark its passage, there is never a thunder-storm or blare of trumpets to announce the beginning of a new month or year. Even when a new century begins it is only we mortals who ring bells and fire off pistols.
Keep the smile, leave the tear, Think of joy, forget the fear... Hold the laugh, leave the pain, Be joyous , Coz its new year!HAPPY NEW YEAR My wishes for you, Great start for Jan,Love for Feb,Peace for march,No worries for April Fun for May,Joy for June to Nov,Happiness for Dec,Have a lucky and wonderful 2007.
The Old Year has gone. Let the dead past bury its own dead. The New Year has taken possession of the clock of time. All hail the duties and possibilities of the coming twelve months! Glory to God in highest heaven,
Who unto man His Son hath given;
While angels sing with tender mirth,
A glad new year to all the earth.

HAPPY NEW YEAR SMS submitted by :- Sujal
The object of a New Year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should have a new soul and a new nose; new feet, a new backbone, new ears, and new eyes. Unless a particular man made New Year resolutions, he would make no resolutions. Unless a man starts afresh about things, he will certainly do nothing effective New Year's eve is like every other night; there is no pause in the march of the universe, no breathless moment of silence among created things that the passage of another twelve months may be noted; and yet no man has quite the same thoughts this evening that come with the coming of darkness on other nights.

HAPPY NEW YEAR SMS submitted by :- Pratham
Naye saal aaye banke ujale,
Naye saal aaye banke ujale,
Khul jaye aap ki kismat ka tale,
Hamesha aap pe rahe meherban Oparwale,
Chand tare bhi aap pe hi rosni dale.
Happy New year
Ek-Khubsurti..!
Ek-Tajgi..!
Ek-Sapna..!
Ek-Sachai..!
Ek-Kalpana..!
Ek-Ahsas..!
Ek-Astha..!
Ek-Vishvas..!
Yahi Hai ek Achhe saal Ki Shuruaat...!
Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear,
Let all ur Dreams be Clear,
Never put Tear, Please Hear,
I want to tell one thing in ur Ear
Wishing u a very Happy "NEW YEAR"!
Nights are Dark but Days are Light,
Wish your Life will always be Bright.
So my Dear don't get Fear
Coz, God Gift us a "BRAND NEW YEAR".
* HAPPY NEW YEAR *
Lovely as a crystal stream, Tranquil as a gentle breeze, Bright as blossoms in the
sun--Tommorrows possibilities! May u have a HAPPY NEW YEAR !!!
We will open the book. Its pages are blank. We are going to put words on them ourselves. The book is called Opportunity and its first chapter is New Year's Day.

HAPPY NEW YEAR SMS submitted by :- Rocky
I Wish in 2oo6 God gives You...
12 Month of Happiness,
52 Weeks of Fun,
365 Days Success,
8760 Hours Good Health,
52600 Minutes Good Luck,
3153600 Seconds of Joy...and that's all! - HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!! In 'The Universal Bank of God'...
God stores his blessings & deposited 365 days full of love,faith & happiness for you...
So,Enjoy spending...
Happy New Year.

Years come n go,but this year I specially wish 4 u a double dose of health n happiness topped with loads of good fortune. Have a gr8 year ahead!
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!! Aj bhool jao Duniya ki sare Gum,
Chalo juma ek sang Tum aur Hum,
Aao baate charo taraf Khusia aur Pyar,
Chalo Dil khul ka boultahe...HAPPY NEW YEAR
Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,
Lets cherish each moment it beholds,
Lets celebrate this blissful New year. Everybody wants some1 special some1 nice some1 loving some1 honest some1 cute some1 perfect some1 attractive...BUT WHY ALWAYS "ME" YAAR !!!

"PHOOL"
Khushboo k liay

"PYAR"
Nibhane k liye

"AANKHAIN"
Dil churane k liye

Or Yeh Msg Ap Ko
"MERI YAAD"
Dilane Ke liye..
HaPpy NeW YeAr
I am Sorry
Ek Buri Khabar Hai
Mujhy Bhool Jana PLz...
Main Kuch Dino K Baad
Tumhy Hamesha K Liye
Chor Kr Chala Jaonga
Tumhara Apna
Year 2008
But
Tumhy Aik Naya DOST De Kr
Ja Raha Hon
Year 2009
So Njoy With It !

The Old Year has gone. Let the dead past bury its own dead. The New Year has taken possession of the clock of time. All hail the duties and possibilities of the coming twelve months! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!

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Andheri sadak. Sunsaan Kabristaan.
Sooni haveli, Kala aasmaan.
Raat Ho Gayee, So-ja Shaitaan!
Gudnite!

A Sardar, his wife with son and daugher went to a
party.. he introduced his family to his friends
saying..” I am Sardar.. and this is Sardarnee …
this is my kid and that is my kidney…!!”

American says “US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai..”
Sardarji ” India me to.. shaadi Fe-mail se hoti hai…!!!”
Nurse - “Mubarak ho.. Sardarji.. aap papa ban gaye..”
Sardarji - ” Meri wife ko nahi bolna.. main use
surprise doonga..!”

What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE ………
Ek bigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai……
Doosari bigadati hai to “SHUROO’ ho jati hai

Ek sardar apne bete se bola : Bevakuf, kaisa machis leke aaya hai,
ek bhi tili nahin jalti.
Beta : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test karke laya hu.

Doctor to Sardaar : App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai?
Sardaar : Hoga, Jarur hoga; 25 saalse mera khoon jo pee rahi hai….

Sardar found answer to most difficult question question ever
What comes first - the chicken or the egg ?
O yaar, jiska order pahele dooge, wo ayega !!!


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Makhi aur Machar

Machar aur Makhiki ho gayi shadi.
Pehli hi raat se ho gayi machar ki barbadi,
kehta hai ki meri kismat hi khoti hai,
makhi raat ko goodnight lagake soti hai.

What a Women Want

6″-6.2″ jis ki height ho,
jeans dheeli magar body tight ho.
biwi ka har nakhra uthaye,
itna mizaaj us ka light ho.
HUSBAND AISA APNA BRIGHT HO……..
uff tak na kare itna quite ho,
dinner banaye wo jab bhi romantic night ho.
shopping ker k jab bhi aaoon,
bolay,”tum kitni nice ho”.
HUSBAND AISA APNA BRIGHT HO…….
hamesha jo haar maan jaye,
jab bhi kabhi fight ho.
saas sasur se agar karoon koi baat,
bole begum tum hi bus right ho.
HUSBAND AISA APNA BRIGHT HO…….

Arz Kiya Hai….
Na woh inkaar karti hai
Na woh inkaar karti hai
KAMBAKHT mere hi sapno mein aakar
Mere dost se pyaar karti hai.

Jab Jab gire Baadal, Teri Yaad aayi
Jhoom ke barsa Saawan, Teri Yaad aayi
Bheega main,lekin phir bhi teri Yaad aayi
Kyon na aaye teri yaad?
Tune jo chatri ab tak nahi lautai…

Lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne
Lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne
Yahan likhna mana hai.

Unki gali ke chakkar kaat kaat kar,
Kutte bhi hamare yaar ho gaye,
Wo to hamare ho na sake,
Hum kutton ke sardar ho gaye…
Jab dekha unhone tirchhi nazar se,
to hum madhosh ho gaye,
Par jab pata chala ki nazare hi tirchhi hai,
to hum behosh ho gaye…

Arz kiya hai, Door se dekha to santra tha, pass jake
dekha to santra tha,
cheel ke dekha to bhi santra tha, Khake dekha to bhi
santra tha.
Wah kya santra tha

Macchar ne jo kata… dil main mere junoon tha.
Khujli hui itni… dil be sukoon tha.
Pakada to chod diya yeh soch kar ki….
sale ki ragon main apna hi khoon tha!

Khuda kare tera mobile kho jaye.
Mile mujhe aur mera ho jaye.
Karu SMS ladkion ko naam tera aae.
Maar tujhe pade
Aur kalejamera thanda ho jae.

Jab Jab tum angdai lete ho dam hamara nikal jata hai.
Aye Jalim Deodrant lagane me tumhara kya jata hai ?

unki gali se guzar rahe the kya ittefaq tha,
unkigali se guzar rahe the kya ittefaq tha,
unhoon ne phool phainka par gamla bhi saath tha !




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What's Ford?
Santa: Gaadi.
What's Oxford?
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi
_________________________

Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?
A: Because it was an entrance exam.
_________________________

Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.
Banta: Santa u'll die.
Santa: U'll die bcoz haven't u heard train is coming on platform?
_________________________

Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long!

Tamanna hai ki unko najdik se dekhein
Najdik ho to nazar uthayi nahi jaati..
Ye ishq ki aag hi aisi hai
Lag jaati hai lagayi nahi jaati…

Hum nibhayenge ye rishta marte dum tak
hasayenge tumko khushi se gam tak
aey yaar kabhi humse naraz na hona
sath rehana hamare akhari dum tak.

Zindagi main kabhi pyar mat karna
ho gaya to inkar mat karna
nibha sako to chalna ussi rah par
varna kisi ki zindagi barbad mat karna*

Kya lekar aaya tha?
Kya lekar jayega?
Mujhe SMS na karke Zalim
Tu kitna Chillar bachayega …..

PECHLAY BARAS THA KHOOF TUJHAY KHO NA DOON KAHEN,
AAB KA BARAS DUAA HA TERA SAMNA NA HOO

Aa kar kaha Qasid ne k aaj shab woh aa rahey hain,,
Hum ne Charagha kya aur Sara Ghar tak Jala Diya
Hum Doa Dete Rahey Woh Daga Samajhte Rahe,,
Aik Nuktey ne hamein Mehram Se Mujrim Bana Diya

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Sardar: I have’nt slept all night in the train.
Friend: why?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: why did’nt you exchnged the birth?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody to exchnge in the lower berth…

A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 second a
woman gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.

Sardar-why are all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why are others running?

Teacher: “I killed a person” convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is “you will go to jail”.

Sardar gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes out, climbs tree, sits on
the branch regularly. A man asks why he does this. Sardar:”I’ve been
promoted as branch manager.”

Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure
as to what to be filled in column “Salary Expected”. After much
thought he wrote : Yes!

One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college. you
know Why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking…

Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It”s already raining.
Sardar: So what? take an umbrella and go.

Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever - What
came first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever you order first will come first.

Sardar wins Rs. 20 crore from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave Rs.
11 crore after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar: “Give me Rs. 20 crore or else return my 20 Rs. back.!

Postman:- I had to come 5 miles to deliver you this packet
Sardar:- why did you come so far. Instead you could have posted
it….

Sardar proposed to a Girl……Girl said ‘I’m 1 year older to
you’………..
Sardar said ‘Oye no problem Soniye, I’ll marry you NEXT YEAR.

Sardar’s wish :when i die,i wanna die like my grandpa who died
peacefulyin his sleep not screamin like all the passengers in the
car he was driving..

Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is
what you call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that’s a mirror!

Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked:” Why are you writing so slowly?
Sardar: “I’m writing to my 6 yr old son, he can’t read very fast.

Lady Shouted At Midnight “SARDAR G” jaldi Utto BILLI Sara Doodh Pee
Gahi hai “SARDAR” Replied angerly “ULLO KEE PATI ” Kitnee Bar
Samjahya Hai KAMEEZ Pa Ka soya Kar…




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A girl phoned me the other day and said…”Come on over, there’s nobody home.” I went over. Nobody was home

I really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room.on my bed&lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch.

this is your mobile operator we can see that you are too dump to use your mobile please put it on the floor and start jumping on it!

It’s better to stay away from girls. Only one or two can bring SMILE to your life, remaining will steel your HAPPINESS from your life!

Lovers plan 2 suicide
Boy jumpd first,
Girl return back& said

“LOVE IS BLIND”

Boy open his parachute & said

“LOVE NEVER DIES”

After a kiss…
the girl silently says 2 the boy “kiss me once again and i will b urs 4 ever”
Boy: thanks 4 the warning!


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Hamare liye uske dil main chahat na thi
kisi khushi main koi dawat na thi
Maine dil uske kadmo main rakh diya
par use zameen pe dekhne ki aadat na thi

Money can buy a house

but not a home.

Money can buy a bed

but not sleep.

Money can buy a clock

but not time.

Money can buy a book

but not knowledge.

Money can buy food

but not appetite.

Kar diya izhare-ishq hamne mobile par,
laakh rupaye ki bat thi,
do rupaye main ho gayee (wah wah……… )

Innocent Aashiq
*******************************************
Maine tujhe dekha
Dekhta raha,
Dekhta hi gaya……..
Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya

Careful Aashiq
*****************************************
Aur bhi cheezain bahut see lut chuki hain dil ke saath
Ye bataya dooston ne ishq furmane ke baad;
Is liye kamre ki ek ek cheez “check” karta hoon main
“Ek tere aane se pehle, ek tere jaane ke baad”

Married
*******************************************
Taj Mahal kya cheez hai
main to usse bhi bada mahal banaoonga,
aree Mumtaz to marke dafan hui thi,
main to tujhe zinda hi dafnaonga.

Truthful Aashiq
*********************************************
Kaash Tere Chehre Pe
Chechak Ke Daag Hote
Chand To Tum Ho Hi
Sitare Bhi Saath Hote

Still to be a Aashiq
********************************************
Khidki khuli zulfein bikhri
Dilne kaha dildar nikla
Par hai re meri footi kismat
Nahaya hua santa nikla

Har baat ka matlab inkar nahi hota,
Har jagha par baitne intezar nahi hota,
Yun to milti hai hazaron se nazrein,
Har nazar ka milna pyar nahi hota.

Aankhon ki zuban wo samajh nahi pate,
Hoth magar kuch keh nahi pate,
Apni bebasi kis tarah kahe,
Koi hai jiske bina hum reh nahi pate

Yun durr rehkar duriyon ko badaya nahi karte,
Apne deewano ko sataya nahi karte,
Har waqt bas jise tumhara khyal ho,
Usey apni awaaz ke liye tadpaya nahi karte

Jamane se nahi to tanhai se darta hu,
Pyar se nahi to ruswai se darta hu,
Milne ki umang bahot hoti hai dil me,
Lekin milne ke baad teri judai se darta hu

Hum to dil deneko taiyar baithe hai,
Darde mohabbat karne ko taiyar baite hai,
Par hai re meri futi kismat,
Koi dil leneko hi taiyar nahi





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Kisiko apna banane me der lagti hai,
ek vada nibhane me der lagti hai,
pyar to pal bhar me ho jata hai,
magar unhe bhulane me umar lagti hai.

Jaan se bhi zyada unhe pyar kiya karte the,
yaad unhe din rat kiya karte the,
ab un raho se guzra nahi jata,
jaha baith kar unka intezaar kiya karte the.!

Gam-e-ulfat main hum had se gujar gaye,
ki unke isqe main hum deewane ban gaye,
humne to sunai thi apni daastain-e-dil unko,
vo zalim samjhe gazal aur wah wah kar gaye

Unki julfo ke tale hum zamana bhula dete hain,
vo ek nazar se kitne armaan jaga dete hain,
ishq to unko bhi hai humse ye jaanta hain hum,
phir bhi na kah kar kyoin vo iss dil ko saza dete hain

Muskan tere Hoton Se Kabhi Jaaye Na,
Aansun tere Palkon Pe Kabhi Aaye na,
Poora Ho tera Har Khwab,
Aur Jo Poora na Ho Woh Khwab Kabhi Aaye Na…

Na misaal milegi tere husn ki iss kaynaat main,tu itni kasis bhari khoobsurti kahain se layi hai,labo hain maykhane aur ankhain chalakte pamane,aye khuda jaane aaj kis kis ki shamat aye hai.

Jalate hai hum apne dil ko diye ki tarahTeri Zindagi main khushiyon ki roshni lane ke liyeSeh jate hai har chubhan ko apne pairon taleTeri Rahon main phool bhichane ke liye..

Darta huin kahin main pagal na ban gaoin,teekhi nazar aur sunahre roop ka kayal na ban gaoin,ab bas bhi kar zalim kuch to raham kha mujhe per,chali ja meri nazro se door kahin main shayar na ban jaoin

Dekhi hai humne duniya jahaan husne-e-bazar ke,too uhin ruk jaye hamari nazar ye itni sasti nahi,koi hoor, koi noor ya koi zannat ki pari ho to kya,dava hai hamara tik jaye tere samne aisi koi hasti nahi

Palko ke kinare humne bhigoye hi nahi,woh sochte hai hum roye hi nahi,woh puchte hai khwabon me kise dekhte ho,hum hai ki ek umr se soye hi nahi…



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An Old Man's T-Shirt Quote:
"I m Not 60
I m 20 with 40
Yrs of Experience."
Think Different
Think Positive 2
Win in Lyf
********************************
God has 4 gift
for u
a key for every
problem
a light for
every shadow
a plan for
every
tommorrow
&
a joy for every
sorrow
***************************************************************************
Think Big. Think Positive. Think Smart. Think Beautiful. Think Great. I know, that is too much for u, so here is a shortcut. JUST THINK ABOUT ME!

GODISNOWHERE this can be read as
GOD IS NO WHERE
or as
GOD IS NOW HERE
everything depends on how do u see anything.
so think positive

Think positive…
Look at the world as 1 huge chocolate cake.
It would not be complete without
a few sweets & nuts.

Sweets like me & nuts like you!!!

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Dil to chahta hai tumse mile,
Par faaslon ki majburi hai,
Hum to sada tumhare saath hain,
Sirf nazron ki doori hai.

Tere muskurane se tera gum jaan jaate hain
Tere yaad karne ki Ada pehchaan jaate hain
Duir ho gaye hain to kaya hua
Dil to apna tere paas chhor aaye hain

Khuda kare ki hamari Dosti me aisa mukaam aaye,
Hum tumhe yaha yaad kare aur tumhe vaha khabar ho jaaye,
Dua bas itni mangi hai rab se ki aap Jo khushi mange wo aapko mil jaaye.

Her Kadam Pe Intihan Leti Hai Jindagi,
Her Vakt Naye Sadame Deti Hai Jindagi,
Hum Jingdagi Se Shikva Bhi Kaise Kare,
Aap Sa Dost Bhi To Bhi To Deti Hai Jindagi.

Dosti Gunah Hai To Hone Na Dena,
Dosti Khuda Hai To Khone Na Dena,
Karate Ho Dosti Jab Kisi Se To Kabhi,
Us Dost Ko Rone Na Dena.





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