All Bakwaas!

What's Ford?
Santa: Gaadi.
What's Oxford?
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi
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Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?
A: Because it was an entrance exam.
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Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.
Banta: Santa u'll die.
Santa: U'll die bcoz haven't u heard train is coming on platform?
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Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long!

Tamanna hai ki unko najdik se dekhein
Najdik ho to nazar uthayi nahi jaati..
Ye ishq ki aag hi aisi hai
Lag jaati hai lagayi nahi jaati…

Hum nibhayenge ye rishta marte dum tak
hasayenge tumko khushi se gam tak
aey yaar kabhi humse naraz na hona
sath rehana hamare akhari dum tak.

Zindagi main kabhi pyar mat karna
ho gaya to inkar mat karna
nibha sako to chalna ussi rah par
varna kisi ki zindagi barbad mat karna*

Kya lekar aaya tha?
Kya lekar jayega?
Mujhe SMS na karke Zalim
Tu kitna Chillar bachayega …..

PECHLAY BARAS THA KHOOF TUJHAY KHO NA DOON KAHEN,
AAB KA BARAS DUAA HA TERA SAMNA NA HOO

Aa kar kaha Qasid ne k aaj shab woh aa rahey hain,,
Hum ne Charagha kya aur Sara Ghar tak Jala Diya
Hum Doa Dete Rahey Woh Daga Samajhte Rahe,,
Aik Nuktey ne hamein Mehram Se Mujrim Bana Diya

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