All Bakwaas!

• Zindagi behaal hai,

Sur hai na taal hai,

Msg box bhi kangal hai,

kya aapki sms factory me hartal hai,

Yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri

mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai.



* Hum Raat ki tanhai me

Aapko aawaz diya karte hain,

Sitaron se jakar

Aapka zikar kiya karte hain.

Yeh rishta dil se dil ka hai

Isliye to hum aapko sms kiya karte hain.



* Hum dua karte hain Khuda se,

ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye,

Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas,

kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!



* Tere DIL mein rahenge SMS bankar,


Dhadkano mein bajenge RINGTONE bankar,

Kabhi apne DIL se juda mut Samajana,

Hum tere saath chalenge NETWORK bankar!



* Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya hua

umr bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge,

Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi,

hum aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge



* • Hum na hote to aapko gazal kaun kehta,

apke chehre ko gulab kaun kehta,

Ye to karishma hai hum pyar karne walon ka warna

pattharon ko Taj Mahal kaun kehta.



• Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain,

Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain, Yeh to unke

bachche hee kaminey hain, Jo Mama-Mama kehke bulaate hain.



• Safar lamba hai dost banate rahiye,

Dil mile na mile haath badate rahiye,

Taj na banaiye costly padega,

Har taraf Mumtaj banate rahiye.




• Jab jab ghire badal teri yaad ayi,

Jab jhoom ke barsa

sawan teri yaad ayi,

Jab-jab mein bhiga teri yaad ayi,

Ab raha nahinjata,

Chatri Lauta de Bhai.



• Kya lekar aaya tha?

Kya lekar jayega?

Mujhe SMS na karke zaalim,

Tu kitna chillar bachayega?



• Aahat si koi aaye to lagta hai ki tum ho,

Saya sa koi lehraye to lagta hai ki tum ho,

Ab tumhi batao tum kya kisi bhoot se kam ho?



• Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana,

Agar wo so raha ho to shor mat machana,

Jab wo jage to dhire se 'Muskarana',

Phir kehna "KANJUS" SMS karo!



• Dil ka dard dil todne wale kya jane,

Pyar ke rivazon ko

zamana kya jane,

Ye ghar pe baitha ladki ka baap kya jaane.



* O friend ji!

Aap meetha aam ho,

Mixed fruit jam ho,

Sirdard ka balm ho,

Saara kuch theek hai,

Bus SMS nahi karte,

Isliye badnaam ho!!!


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