All Bakwaas!

Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega...
Chand lamhon mein exam aa jayega...
Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line padh lo...
Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvayega??

People say, "I was born intelligent but education ruined me!"
But I say, "I was born a fool, education just made matters worse!!!!"

Samundar jaisa syllabus hai,
Talab jitna sikhaya jata hai,
Balti bhar jitna yaad aata hai,
Mug jitna likha jata hai,
Tab jaake boond jitne marks milte hai!

Book khulte hai, Exam ka sama hota hai...
Aise mausam mein hi toh Dimak kharab hota hai...
Dimag ki baatien Paper pe nahi aati...
Yeh fasana toh Mark Sheet pe baya hota hai...

Idd ka chand mushkil se dikhta hai,
Laila ko majnu mushkil se milta hai,
Hum to SMS bhejte rehte hai par,
Aajkal aapka SMS mushkil se milta hai!

Kya kar rahe ho?

Bizi ho?

Kitne bizi ho?

Thode ho ki bahut ho?

Agar thoda ho to SMS kyo nai karte ho?

Aur agar zyada ho to SMS kyo pad rahe ho?

Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge,
Teri har baat par aitbaar karenge,
Tujhe SMS karne ko to nahi kahenge,
Par tere SMS ka intezar karenge...

Mere SMS ke charche jahan mein hone lage;
log mere diwane hone lage,
Khushnasib ho tum, jo tumhe SMS mila;
jise nahi mila wo, mobile patak patak ke rone lage!

Pyar karnewale Pareshan ho jate hai,
Shadi karnewale Sharabi ban jate hai.
Devours dene wale Devdas ban jate hai.
Hum se Dosti karane wale,
SMS expert ho jate hai

Ajanabi galiyo se hum gujra nahi karte,
Dard dil liya aur diya nahi karte,
Yeh dard ka rista sirf tumse hai,
Warna itne SMS hum kisiko kiya nahi karte..




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