Funny and Humorous Shayari!
Posted On Monday, July 28, 2008 at at 8:20 AM by PatTumko dekha to ek khyal aaya
Tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya
Tumhari saheli ko dekha to doosra khyal aaya.
SMS SMS SMS SMS SMS SMS SMS SMS SMS SMS SMS SMS SMS SMS SMS SMS SMS SMS Dekha, kitne dher sare SMSes bheje.... Kuch sikho mujse !
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A4 apple, B4 bada apple, C4 chota apple, D4 dusra apple, E4 ek aur apple, F4 fokat ka apple, G4 gol apple, H4 ho gaya na pet kharab khake itne apple!
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Arz kiya hai: I am a dog and u r a flower, gaur farmaiega I am a dog and u r a flower so let me lift my leg n give u a shower. Wah-Wah
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Hasti thi hasaati thi, Baalon ko lehrati thi, kuch soch kar sharmati thi, phir kuch soch ke muskurati thi....AAJ PATA CHALA - SALI PAGAL THI !!! .....
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Ghandhi ji bhi nahin rahe, Nehru ji bhi chale gaye, Subhash ji bhi gujar gaye, MERI( RAHUL) BHI TABIYAT KUCH THIK NAHI REHTI... Is desh ka kya hoga ???
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Agar aapke ghar ke paas ek ladki ho, vo khubsurat ho, aapko pasand karti ho, aapko ishare karke bulati ho, to mat jaana kyunki uske liye 'MAIN HOON NA'
think i should tell you what people are saying behind your back.……. Nice Ass!!!!!!!
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I wish I was a teddy bear, that lay upon your bed, so everytime you cuddled it, you cuddled me instead
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Luv is a sensation dat is caused by temptation.a boy puts his location in a girls destination.do u get my explanation or do u wanna demonstration?
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I like your style- I like your class- but most of all i like your arse!
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Do you like maths?if so add a bed subtract ur clothes divide your legs and we can multiply!
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I want triplets You want twins.Lets get in bed and see who wins!
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Of all the babes ur my selection.please dont giv me a rejection.my teeth are clean for ur
Inspection so giv my mouth a tongue injection!
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If your right leg was thanksgiving and Your left leg was Christmas could I meet U between the holidays?
It hUrTs 2 lOv sUm1 N nOt 2 b lOvEd bAk. iT TaKeS A MinItE 2 HaVe a cRuSh oN SuM1 n a hOuR 2 LoVe SuM1 N A LiFeTiMe 2 4GeT SuM1.
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wen u wer born every1 round u woz laufin' 'n' u wer cryin' wen u go out da world eve1 ´round u will b cryin 'n' u will b laufin' remember dat it iz life!
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If your life is in darkness, don't give up. Just pray. But, after praying and your life is still in darkness, then don't be stupid. Go Switch ON The Lights!!!
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A friend is sweet when it is new... But it is sweeter when it is true. But do you know that? It is the SWEETEST when it is YOU!
MERE DIL KE KISI KONE MAIN
TERI YAAD ABHI BHI BAQI HAI
TANHA JAAB BHI HOTA HON
AWAZ YEHI BAS AATTI HAI
MEHFIL MAIN JAB BHI JATA HON
SAB BE MANI SA LAGTA HAI
HER CHERE MAIN...
Receive my simple gift of 'GOOD MORNING' wrapped with sincerity, tied with care and sealed with a prayer to keep u safe and happy all day long! Take Care!
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FreNz r 4-evER liKE E starS taT kePt blinkin In E sky. THoUgh we MighT b Far Apart.. BUt I noE taT u r Still Near 2 Me WhnEveR I look up... Gd nite N sleep TiTE
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Dreams r 2b 4got10, reality is 2b lived, Desires 2b > > fulfiled & destinys 2b reached, where it began there > > it will end, friends from the start, friends till the > > end.
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Dayz r 2 busy, hourz r 2 few, secondz r 2 fast, but there'z alwayz time 4 me 2 say hi 2 sum1 as sweet as u :o)
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In ur darkest hour, when ur fed up & blue, just remember this & i'll always be here for u. I'm no angel & i can't change ur fate BUT i'd do anything coz ur my mate. :o)
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