All Bakwaas!

# Just close your eyes and think of me for 10 sec... open your eyes now and you will realise that you have utilised 10 seconds of your life thinking of a Great Person.

# A women's prayer: Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him and Patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death!

# Laugh at your mistakes, but learn from them. Joke over your troubles, but gather strength from them. Have fun with your difficulties, but overcome them. Gud Day!

# Life's like a piano, the white keys represent happiness and black shows sadness, but as you go through life's journey, remember that the black keys too make music!

# Life is all about ass; you're either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it, or behaving like one.

# A true friend understands when you say, "I forgot..." waits forever when you say, "1 minute..." stays when you say, "leave me alone..." and opens the door, 'even before you knock...'

# The big problem with Fast food is that it slows down when it hits your stomach & just parks there & lets the fat have time to get off and apply for citizenship.

# Today... wrap a rainbow of joy in your heart, let the sun paint a smile on your face, remove all clouds of doubt & fear and receive God's Gift of LIFE.

# The only way to avoid being miserable is not to have enough leisure to wonder whether we are happy or not.

# The loveliest day comes when you wakeup each day and find out that love still colours your world through friends, who truly care and never fail to remember.

# Don't love the love unless the love loves u and if the love loves u, love the love in such a way that it doesn't love anybody else!

# Happiness comes not because we do great things, but because we do small things with great love. Be filled with love everyday...! Have a Great Day!

# The Lord will change all our defeat into a path for new blessings. Do not think that failure can push us down. Instead it will be changed into a ladder of blessings.

# Smile is a language of love; Smile is a source to win hearts; Smile creates greatness in your personality; So, keep smiling!

# Thought for the day: If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry! Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!!

# The Hardest moments are not those when tears flow from ur eyes, it's when u have to hide the tears in ur eyes with a smile to remove tears from someone else's eyes.

# Survey reveals what women feel about their Asses. Only 15% women feel their Ass is too big. Remaining 85% say: We don’t care, we are married to them.

# Affection is sign of love, laughing is sign of happiness, praying is sign of good faith and choosing me as a friend is your first act of smartness.

# A sexy woman is like a dirty Thousand rupee note, you don't know how many have handled it but you still want to have it.

# If you really do put a 'very small value' upon yourself, rest assured that the world will NOT raise your price. So, raise up your value...!


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