All Bakwaas!

FACE KE AP KE GAJAB KI SMILE HAI,
SUNA HAI AP KE PAS EK MOBILE HAI
AUR USKE INBOX ME MASGE KI MOTI SI FILE HAI,
PHIR BHI SMS NAHI KARTE EH KAUN SA STYLE HAI,

JA RAHA HAI MERA SMS JANE KYA GUL KHILAEGA,
PYAR SE PADHA JAEGA YA UNHI DELETE KAR DYA JAEGA NA HO DELETE TO MITHA SA JAWA ZAROOR AEGA,

6?-6.2? jis ki height ho,
jeans dheeli magar body tight ho.
biwi ka har nakhra uthaye,
itna mizaaj us ka light ho.
HUSBAND AISA APNA BRIGHT HO……..
uff tak na kare itna quite ho,
dinner banaye wo jab bhi romantic night ho.
shopping ker k jab bhi aaoon,
bolay,”tum kitni nice ho”.
HUSBAND AISA APNA BRIGHT HO…….
hamesha jo haar maan jaye,
jab bhi kabhi fight ho.
saas sasur se agar karoon koi baat,
bole begum tum hi bus right ho.
HUSBAND AISA APNA BRIGHT HO…….

Kabhi kabhi in ankho main nami se hoti hai
Kabhi kabhi in honto pe hansi si hoti hai
Ae dost woh tumhi ho jisse meri zindgi, zindgi si hoti hai

Mann me apke har baat rahegi,
Basti chhoti hai magar aabaad rahegi,
Chahe hum bhulade zamane ko,
Magar aapki ye pyari si dosti hamesha yaad rahegi…

D- DASTAK BHI NA DE.
O- OR APNA BANA LE.
S- SARI JINDEGI JO SATH DE.
T- TAKDIR JO SAWAAR DE.
I- ISI RISTYE KO DOSTI KEHTE HAI.

Many people will walk in and out of your life.
But only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.

CONFIDENCE
Once, all village people decided to pray for rain.
On the day of prayer all people gathered and only one boy
came with an Umbrella,
that’s Confidence

TRUST
Trust should be like the feeling of a one year old baby
when you throw him in the air,
he laughs…… because he knows you will catch him;
that’s Trust

HOPE
Every night we go to bed,
we have no assurance to get up alive in the next morning
but still you have plans for the coming day ;
that’s Hope

History TEACHER - From Where to Where did
the Mughals rule.?
Student - Sir, I am
Not sure but I think
from Page 15 to 26.

Middle aged Man to Wife :
I wish I was born
100 years ago,
Before Doctors invented this Cholesterol, high
Blood Pressure, Diabetes etc., etc.,

Lallu London k Hotel me Murgi khaane gaya.
Lekin Murgi ki English
bhul gaya.
Waiter : What would
you like to have sir.?
Lallu : Eggs’ Mother’s Fry.!

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