All Bakwaas!

Allama Iqbal Apni GirlFriend Ko Kis Trha Sms Kerte . . .
Ae Jaan-e-Jaan Tere Intizaar Main Aankhain Nam Hyn
Ye Last SMS Hy Kyun K Balance Kam Hy . . . ;->

Kiya ap close up kertay hain?
Kiay ap confidence say chaltay hein?
Kiya ap penality bharte hai? ”
Mobile” k bill say bhartay hain?
To SMs kiuon nahi kartay hein!

Pappu: Dad, mein biwi nu sms kita ki main Raat nu aunga,
ghar aaya te kisi hor de nal suti si.
Dad: Puttar galti mobile company di aa, jede time nal sms nahi bhejde

Premi : Bewafa tune mera dil jalakar rakh kar diya.
Premika : Ae mere kurban ashiq teri kurbani bekar nahi jayegi,
rakh ghar bhej de bartan majne ke kam aayegi.

Neend Aayi Toh Khwaab Aaye,
Khwaab Aaye Toh Aap Aaye,
Issi Kash-Ma-Kash Mein Raat Guzar Gayi,
Na Neend Aayi, Na Aap Aaye…!

Tum khafa hogaye to koi khushi na rahegi,
Tere bina chirago me roshni na rahegi;
Kya kahe kya guzregi dil par,
Zinda to rahenge par zindagi na rahegi.
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Hamare zakhmo ki vajhah bhi wo hai..
Hamare zakhmo ki Dava bhi wo hai…
Wo namak zakmo pe lagaye to kya hua…
Mohabbat karne ki wazah bhi wo hai…
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Chiragon ko aur tej kar do
Kyunki roshni bahut kam hai
Aur main tamaam umar tera intezaar kar longa
Phir bhi yeh gam rehega ki “Zindagi kam hai”
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Hamara har lamha chura liya apne ,
Aankhon ko i chand dikha diya apne ,
Hame zindagi to di kisi aur NE
Par itna pyar dekar jeena sikha diya apne
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Kaash! Seerat Aap ki Itni Pyari na hoti
Kaash! App se Mulaqat Hamari na hoti
Kaash! Tumhein Sapno hi mai dekh lete
Aaj Mulaqat ko itni Be-Qarari na hoti

Sapne to Phir Bhi Sapne Hote Hai,
Apne to Phir Bhi Apne Hote Hai,
Tum Chaho to Sapno Ko Apna Bana Lena
Magar Kabhi Apno ko Sapna Na Bana Dena.



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