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Wanted to know how to block outgoing calls in Series60 phone on Indian pre-paid cards?
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• Use FIXED DIALLING FEATURE IN YOUR PHONE.
• It is AVAILABLE IN CONTACTS AS SIM FIXED DIALING OPTION.
• ACTIVATE THIS USING YOUR PIN2 CODE.
• GENERALLY THE CODE IS 0000.(Use this carefully or you might end up blocking your SIM!)
• ONCE ACTIVATED YOU CAN MAKE CALLS ONLY WHEN YOU EITHER DEACTIVATE OR ADD SPECIFIC NUMBERS TO THE FIXED DIALLING MENU.
• DEACTIVATE AND YOU CAN USE PHONE NORMALLY.

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Tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya
Tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya
Tumhari saheli ko dekha to doosra khyal aaya.

SMS SMS SMS SMS SMS SMS SMS SMS SMS SMS SMS SMS SMS SMS SMS SMS SMS SMS Dekha, kitne dher sare SMSes bheje.... Kuch sikho mujse !

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Reply Reply Reply Reply Reply Reply Reply Reply Reply Reply Reply Reply Reply Reply dekha kitne sare reply diye

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A4 apple, B4 bada apple, C4 chota apple, D4 dusra apple, E4 ek aur apple, F4 fokat ka apple, G4 gol apple, H4 ho gaya na pet kharab khake itne apple!

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Arz kiya hai: I am a dog and u r a flower, gaur farmaiega I am a dog and u r a flower so let me lift my leg n give u a shower. Wah-Wah

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Hasti thi hasaati thi, Baalon ko lehrati thi, kuch soch kar sharmati thi, phir kuch soch ke muskurati thi....AAJ PATA CHALA - SALI PAGAL THI !!! .....

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Ghandhi ji bhi nahin rahe, Nehru ji bhi chale gaye, Subhash ji bhi gujar gaye, MERI( RAHUL) BHI TABIYAT KUCH THIK NAHI REHTI... Is desh ka kya hoga ???

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Agar aapke ghar ke paas ek ladki ho, vo khubsurat ho, aapko pasand karti ho, aapko ishare karke bulati ho, to mat jaana kyunki uske liye 'MAIN HOON NA'

think i should tell you what people are saying behind your back.……. Nice Ass!!!!!!!

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I wish I was a teddy bear, that lay upon your bed, so everytime you cuddled it, you cuddled me instead

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Luv is a sensation dat is caused by temptation.a boy puts his location in a girls destination.do u get my explanation or do u wanna demonstration?

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I like your style- I like your class- but most of all i like your arse!

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Do you like maths?if so add a bed subtract ur clothes divide your legs and we can multiply!

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I want triplets You want twins.Lets get in bed and see who wins!

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Of all the babes ur my selection.please dont giv me a rejection.my teeth are clean for ur
Inspection so giv my mouth a tongue injection!

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If your right leg was thanksgiving and Your left leg was Christmas could I meet U between the holidays?

It hUrTs 2 lOv sUm1 N nOt 2 b lOvEd bAk. iT TaKeS A MinItE 2 HaVe a cRuSh oN SuM1 n a hOuR 2 LoVe SuM1 N A LiFeTiMe 2 4GeT SuM1.

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wen u wer born every1 round u woz laufin' 'n' u wer cryin' wen u go out da world eve1 ´round u will b cryin 'n' u will b laufin' remember dat it iz life!

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If your life is in darkness, don't give up. Just pray. But, after praying and your life is still in darkness, then don't be stupid. Go Switch ON The Lights!!!

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A friend is sweet when it is new... But it is sweeter when it is true. But do you know that? It is the SWEETEST when it is YOU!

MERE DIL KE KISI KONE MAIN
TERI YAAD ABHI BHI BAQI HAI
TANHA JAAB BHI HOTA HON
AWAZ YEHI BAS AATTI HAI
MEHFIL MAIN JAB BHI JATA HON
SAB BE MANI SA LAGTA HAI
HER CHERE MAIN...

Receive my simple gift of 'GOOD MORNING' wrapped with sincerity, tied with care and sealed with a prayer to keep u safe and happy all day long! Take Care!

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FreNz r 4-evER liKE E starS taT kePt blinkin In E sky. THoUgh we MighT b Far Apart.. BUt I noE taT u r Still Near 2 Me WhnEveR I look up... Gd nite N sleep TiTE

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Dreams r 2b 4got10, reality is 2b lived, Desires 2b > > fulfiled & destinys 2b reached, where it began there > > it will end, friends from the start, friends till the > > end.

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Dayz r 2 busy, hourz r 2 few, secondz r 2 fast, but there'z alwayz time 4 me 2 say hi 2 sum1 as sweet as u :o)

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In ur darkest hour, when ur fed up & blue, just remember this & i'll always be here for u. I'm no angel & i can't change ur fate BUT i'd do anything coz ur my mate. :o)


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Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega...
Chand lamhon mein exam aa jayega...
Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line padh lo...
Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvayega??

People say, "I was born intelligent but education ruined me!"
But I say, "I was born a fool, education just made matters worse!!!!"

Samundar jaisa syllabus hai,
Talab jitna sikhaya jata hai,
Balti bhar jitna yaad aata hai,
Mug jitna likha jata hai,
Tab jaake boond jitne marks milte hai!

Book khulte hai, Exam ka sama hota hai...
Aise mausam mein hi toh Dimak kharab hota hai...
Dimag ki baatien Paper pe nahi aati...
Yeh fasana toh Mark Sheet pe baya hota hai...

Idd ka chand mushkil se dikhta hai,
Laila ko majnu mushkil se milta hai,
Hum to SMS bhejte rehte hai par,
Aajkal aapka SMS mushkil se milta hai!

Kya kar rahe ho?

Bizi ho?

Kitne bizi ho?

Thode ho ki bahut ho?

Agar thoda ho to SMS kyo nai karte ho?

Aur agar zyada ho to SMS kyo pad rahe ho?

Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge,
Teri har baat par aitbaar karenge,
Tujhe SMS karne ko to nahi kahenge,
Par tere SMS ka intezar karenge...

Mere SMS ke charche jahan mein hone lage;
log mere diwane hone lage,
Khushnasib ho tum, jo tumhe SMS mila;
jise nahi mila wo, mobile patak patak ke rone lage!

Pyar karnewale Pareshan ho jate hai,
Shadi karnewale Sharabi ban jate hai.
Devours dene wale Devdas ban jate hai.
Hum se Dosti karane wale,
SMS expert ho jate hai

Ajanabi galiyo se hum gujra nahi karte,
Dard dil liya aur diya nahi karte,
Yeh dard ka rista sirf tumse hai,
Warna itne SMS hum kisiko kiya nahi karte..




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aik sharabi raatkay waqat apnay dost kay sath jaraha hota hay. rastay


main talab per nazar parhti hay tu us main us ko chand dikhta hay woh


apny dost say


kahta hay yaar ye kia hay.dost kehta hay chand hay. sharabi hairan ho


ker


yaar hum log itnay upper aagaiy




61
Santa Singh goes to a TV shop and asks, 'Aap ke paas color TV hai


kya?'


'Haan' replies shopowner. Santa Singh says, 'Ek hara vala dena!'




62
A sardar calls another sardar on the phone & says "Hi, Main Bol Raha


Hoon".


The other sardar replies "Kamaal Hain,Ithe bhi Main Bol Raha Hoon!"




63
Ek pathan Cycle chalaty aur gungunaty howe kahin ja raha tha rasty


mein ek Aurat se takra betha.


Aurat chilla kar boli "Break nahi maar sakty thy kia ??? "


Pathan herat se... "Pora cycle mar deya abhi break mar kar kia faida."




64
Burhiya:Aray dekho iss kambakhat maare ko mere sath larki ja rahi he


osse nahi dekh raha kab se mujhe taare chala ja ria he...!




65
Aadmi:Aray..! amma darasal ye kabaria he purana maal dekh raha he.




66
Ustaad: Bete, aap jab hanste hen to aap ke dimples parte hen aap bohat


ache lagte hen dil chahta he aap ko piyar karloon.




67
Bacha: Sir, mujhse ziyada dimple to mere ammi ke parte hen.




68
Aik lerki apny boy friend k sath nai garri main long drive par


ja rahi thi


achanak larki kehnay lagi.....suno !


kia tum aik haath se garri chala saktay ho ?


kioon nahi.....larkay ne bare fakher se garden akraaii...


larki ne aahista se kaha..........


"to phir doosray haath se apni naak saaf kar lo "




69
Sardar : Apne bete se bola, Bevakuf...kaisa machis leke aaya hai, ek


bhi tili nahin jalti.


Beta : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test karke laya hu.




70
Doctor : App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai?


Sardaar : Hoga, Jarur hoga; 25 saalse mera khoon jo pee rahi hai....




71
Nurse - "Mubarak ho.. Sardarji.. aap papa ban gaye.."


Sardarji - " Meri wife ko nahi bolna.. main usey SURPRISE doonga..!"




72
Hum Ney Un Ki Yaad Main Ro Ro Kar Matkey Bhar Diye


Wo Bewafa Aye Aur Naha Kar Chal Diye




73
Neend mujhey raat bhar aati hai kam ,


Shayad macharon ko bi mil gaya hai sanam




74
Tujh bin zindagi ka tasawar hi nehi hai ,


Tere sang ho zindagi aisa bi koi scene nehi hai


Iss dunya mein, tum he sab sey haseen ho


mein aur kahon jhot kitna, ke tum ko yaqeen ho




75
rooz khawab mein nazar aatey ho tum


kio mujhey neend mein bi daratay ho tum




76
kal raat machar ne kata mere chehre par,


dil mien junoon tha...aankhoon mien khoon tha,


uthaya ussay masal dene k liye par khayal aya,


kambakht mien apna hi khoon thA




77
hi u all


i hv one puppy 4 u


1puppy 4 ur friend


1 puppy for ur fri ke fri


u know why???


becuz............


ajj hi meray dogi nay 10 puppies ko janam dia hai




78
Civic VTI jisai kehete ho wo gadi tumaree hai


Jisey nokia 6600 kehte ho wo cell tumhara hai


Jinhai tum aamon k baghat kehte ho woh baghain tumharee hain


Kaho ik di kaho ik din


Ager sab kuch ye mera hai to sab kuch dedo ik din


Gari apni mujhe tum dedo cell dedo doosrey din


merey hathon mai kaghzat rakh ker dafa ho ik din


Dafa ho ik din dafa ho ik din...




79
dabe mein daba dabe mein kharghosh,


uncle nae ankh mari anute behosh......




80
teen dost tha phalla patan dosra panjabe or tisra memon.Ramzan ka


maina


tha dostoo na bolaa ka yar zakat dana ha too app log kasa datta ho.too


phala dost patan na bolla ka hum khali maidan ma za kar gol paira


banatha ha or asman ma paisa ushal tha ha zoo paisa paira ka bhair


zata ha


woo zakat kartta ha or zoo andar hotta ha woo humara hotta ha .fer


pajabe na bolla ka hum ak lakir kachtta ha or paisa ushal tha ha zoo


paisa


left hand par zatta ha woo zakat kartta ha or zoo right hand par woo


humara.fer memon dost sa pucha ka woo kasa kartta ha too usna kaha ka


astag feroollha app log assa zakat kartta ho yea lakir fakir keya ha


hum


khali maidan ma zatta ha or asman ma husal tha ha zoo paisa asman ma


gheya woo zakat ka or zoo paisa necha aaya woo humara.




81
Admi Naai Se Meri TERE NAAM Wali Cutting Kar Do.


Naai Uski Tind Kar Deta Hai


Admi Ghussay Se Ye Kya Kiya Hai ???


Naai Main Kya Karoon Main Ne Dekhi Hi End Se Hai.




82
Sardarji is in Delhi. He is walking on a street which has Clock Tower


when someone asks him if he wants to buy the clock on the Tower.


Sardarji says "Yes".


"Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder." The man took the


thousand and disappeared. Having waited for several hours the Sardarji


figured he was taken for a ride. On the next day the Sardarji is again


walking along the same street and the same man asks him to buy the


clock. "Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder."


The Sardarji gives him the thousand and says "I am not a fool.This


time, you wait and I'll go get a ladder."




83
A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office. Suddenly, he


feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck. The


lawyer turns around.


"What the hell do you think you're doing?"


"I'm a chiropractor, and I'm just keeping in practice while I'm


waiting in line."


"Well, I'm a lawyer, but you don't see me screwing the guy in front


of me, do you?"




84
Q: Hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of lawyers?


A: He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren't met.




85
Safed saari par jab tum laalbindi lagati ho


khuda ki kasam ambulance nazar aati ho


farq sirf itna hai ke wo ghayal ko le jati hai


or tum ghayal kar jati ho




86
janab patan: eak dookan per jata hai aor kata hai40 wala chawal hai.


dukan daar: je hai


janab patan:eak kulo dado


dukan daar: je janab


janab patan : 40 wala chawal kitna ka diya hai.




87
Aik haseen-o-jameel adaakara ke ghar aag lag gaee ..aag par qabu panay


main 10 minut lagay.....aor.......aag bujhany walon per qabu panay


main


40 minut lagay




88
Aik aadmi apne dost ki qabar par phool daal raha hota he


Aur brabar men bhi aik aadmi apne dost ki qabar par chawal daal raha


hota he.


Pehla Aadmi doosre se kehta he " Ye tumhara dost phool sunghne kab


uthe ga?"


Doosra dost:"Jab tumhara dost chawal khane uthe ga




89
uncle aik bachay se kehte hain : beta aik acha sa jhoot bolo agar


mujhe


pasand agaya to main tumhien paanch rupay doon ga


bacha masoomiat se : yeh lo ! abhi to das rupay kahay thay .... !!!!




90
aik dost dosray se : yaar har party mien tum yehi kurta kyun pehantay


ho


dosra dost : kyun ke yeh mera khandani kurta hai mere par dada ne


pehna


phir dada ne pehna phir mere walid ne pehna iss liye main bhi pehanta


hoon


pehla dost : ohh acha .. khier yeh batao k tumhari umar hogai hai


shadi


ki tum kartay kyun nahi ..kya koi larki pasand nahi ati


dosra dost : nahi yaar larkiyaan to bohat pasand ati hain


pehla dost : to phir kyun nahi kartay


dosra dost : yaar mere par dada ne nahi ki dada ne nahi ki mere walid


ne nahi ki to phir main kaise karloon ??




91
Banta Singh happened to be in a queue at a railway


station ticket counter with two men ahead of him.


'Ek Punjab Mail dena.' demanded the man in front.


He was given a ticket. 'Ek Punjab Mail dena.'


the second man asked & was handed a ticket.


Then came the turn of Banta Singh, 'Ek Punjab female dena!'


'What do u mean by Punjab female?' asked the clerk.


'It is for my wife' replied Banta Singh




92
The Equation:





7 Glance = 1 Smile


7 Smile = 1 Meeting


7 Meeting = 1 Kiss


7 Kisses = 1 Proposal


7 Proposal = 1 Marriage -


And that 1 Bloody marriage has 777777777777 problems.


So beware of glance!




93
Plan For Future:


Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?


Ram: I want 2 b a pilot.


Vinod: I want 2 b a doctor.


Deepa: I want 2 b a good mother.


Ravi: I want 2 help Deepa.




94
Exams:


Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS;


1,Too Many Questions.


2,Difficult to Understand.


3,More Explanation is Needed.


4,Result is always FAIL!




95
A man is dying of Cancer.


His son asked him, "Dad, why do u keep telling people u're dying of


AIDS?"


Answer: "So when I'm dead no one will dare touch ur mom




96
Girlfriend : And are you sure you love me and no one else


Boyfriend : Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.




97
Teacher : Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?


Pupil : The moon.


Teacher : Why?


Pupil : The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives


us light only in the day time when we dont need it.




98
Teacher : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?


Pupil : A teacher.




99
Waiter : Would you like your coffee black?


Customer : What other colours do you have?




100
My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.




101
Teacher : Sam, you talk a lot.


Sam : It's a family tradition.


Teacher : What do you mean?


Sam : Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher.


Teacher : What about your mother?


Sam : She's a woman.




102
Tom : How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?


David: You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated.




103
Teacher : Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?


Student : Brotherly love.




104
Teacher : Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?


Sam : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.




105
Patient : What are the chances of my recovering doctor?


Doctor : One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have.


Yours is the tenth case I've treated.The others all died.




106
Teacher : " Hello boys, Remember !!! Nothing is impossible."


One of the 20 Students: "Ok Sir, You please take out all the toothpaste and put it back into the tube again.




107
Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE ?"


One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the sameday, sametime."




108
Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the road....why ?


Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office




109
A woman had 8 sons all named Kevin. On asking how she managed to call one in


particular


She replied: That's easy. I call them by their surname !




110
koi apni biwi ka antim sanskar karke ghar ja raha tha ki achanak bijli


chamki, badal garje, jor se baarish shuru hui dukhi aadmi bola:


Lagta hai pahunch gai :-)




111
Sardar enters kitchen and opens the sugarbox. Sees inside and closes it.


Wife observes the whole episode


Again he comes and does the same stuff. Wife askes Why are you doing this?


Sardar replies: Doc told to check sugar level regularly




112
What is the full form of singh: S-sardar I-insaan N-nahi G-gadha H-hai.




113
Angry sardar-Oye mein is duniya ko mita dunga - mita dunga- mita dunga.


Another sardar standing besides said mein tujhe rubber nahi dunga.




114
Santa singh: Can u spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?


Banta singh: Post office.




115
Sardar on cycle hit lady accidently, lady says," break nahi mar sakta tha kya?


Sardar replies "break ka kya hai, poori cycle to mar di....."




116
Sardarji zebra crossing ke black & white patte par bar bar idhar-udhar chalte the, woh kya soch rahe honge....think.............


"SALA YE PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHI"




117
Sardar:Aap kitna padhe ho?


Friend: B.A.


Sardar: kamal karte ho yaar sirf do word padhe aur woh bhi ulte.




118
A friend asks sardar how was ur exam?


Sardar: It was ok but i couldnt answer past tense of THINK. I thought, thought & finally i wrote 'THUNK'.




119
Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunaideti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.


Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?


Sardar: Phone karte waqt.




120
Sardar jhad pe bethkar gaa rahe the, achanak ek sardar jhad se ulta


latak ke gaane laga, dusre ne pucha ki ulta kyon latka he, Sardar bola oye side B gaa raha hun.




121
Sardarni asks her lover,"Santa dear, if we get engaged, will u give me a ring?"


"Sure" replies santa. "Whats ur phone no?"




122
Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days


because somebody had told him that it is wrong to sleep with married women.




123
One day sardarji was sitting in his office on the thirteenth floor of a


building when a man came running in to his office and shouted "Santa singh


your daughter Preeto just died in an accident" ....... since Sardarji was in panic.


Not knowing what to do he jumped from his office window while comming down when he was near the


tenth floor he remembered he didn't have a daughter named Preeto.


when he was near the fifth floor he remembered he was not married.




124
*** Banta Singh finished his English exam and came out.


His friends asked him how did he do his exam, for that he replied "Exam was


okay, but for the past tense of THINK, I thought, thought, thought ... and


at last wrote - THUNK !!!"




125
a sardar was going on the road.Then he sees a man who has met with an


accident.so he picks him up puts him in his car and takes him to the


hospital.Then the sardar realises that the man should have brought by


ambulance.so he takes him back where he picked him


sardar was driving a car. Suddenly one tyre was puncher.he took spear tyre


and changed in the place of punchered tyre. but unfortunately he misplaced


the four screws to fit the tyre on its place . he was so confused ,,now


what to do,, a pagal(mentally retaired) person was watching this incident.


He came near to sardar and said," do one thing,, take each one screw from


the remaining three tyre and fit it in this new tyre.There after u can go


where ever u want to. Sardar was so happy and said aree yaar Duniya tume


pagal kahate hai lakin i dont think u are a pagal. pagal replied sir,, i m


a pagal but i m not a sardar.




126
Once a Sardar ji rescued 6 people from a house burning on fire;


But still the Sardar ji was jailed, why?


Because all the rescued persons were fire fighters




127
TEACHER: Why are you late?


L-JOHNY: Because of the sign.


TEACHER: What sign?


L-JOHNY: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."




128
TEACHER: Johny, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor?


L-JOHNY: You told me to do it without using tables!




129
TEACHER: Johny, how do you spell "crocodile"?


L-JOHNY: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"


TEACHER: No, that's wrong


L-JOHNY: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!




130
TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?


L-JOHNY: "HIJKLMNO"!!


TEACHER: What are you talking about?


L-JOHNY: Yesterday you said it's H to O!


TEACHER: Johny, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor?


L-JOHNY: You told me to do it without using tables!




131
TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.


GEORGE: Here it is!


TEACHER: Correct. Now, Johny, who discovered America?


JOHNY: George!




132
TEACHER: Johny, name one important thing we have today that we


didn't have ten years ago.


L-JOHNY: Me!




133
TEACHER: Johny, why do you always get so dirty?


L-JOHNY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground then you are.




134
L-JOHNY: Dad, can you write in the dark?


FATHER: I think so. What do you want me To write?


L-JOHNY: Your name on this report card.




135
TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?


L-JOHNY: Don't bite any.




136
TEACHER: Johny, give me a sentence starting with "I".


L-JOHNY: I is...


TEACHER: No, Johny. Always say, "I am."


L-JOHNY: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."




137
Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"


L-Johnny : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the sameday


sametime."




138
Question: There are 10 elephants swimming in a pond. A boy jumps inside and


swims underneath them and counts the number of legs.


There are only 36 legs.HOW??


Answer: One elephant was swimming BACKSTROKE!!




139
L-Johnny : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?


Father : No. Why do you ask that?


L-Johnny : Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?




140
Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is


green and one is blue with red spots!


L-Johnny: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the same


at home.




141
Teacher: Now, Johny, tell me frankly do you say prayers before


eating?


L-Johnny : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.




142
Teacher: Johny, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as


your brother's. Did u copy his?


L-Johnny: No, teacher, it's the same dog!


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PART-2
1
A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after


Every 10 sec a


woman gives birth to a kid.


A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.




2
Sardar-why r all these people running?


Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.


Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r


others running?




3
Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence


into future tense.


Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".




4
Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was


not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary


Expected".


After much thought he wrote: Yes!




5
Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant


it's already raining. Sardar: So what? Take an


umbrella and go.




6
Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer


gave 11cr after


deducting tax. Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else


return my 20 Rs


back.




7
Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet


Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u could have


posted it....




8
Sardar's wish :when i die,i wana die like my grandpa who died


peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all the


passengers in the


car he was driving..




9
Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible


looking thing is


what you call modern art ?


Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!




10
Sardar was writing something very slowly.


Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?


Sardar: "I'm writing to my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast.




11
Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab . Local


sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still


digging for more..




12
A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening not


in the morning. Sardarji replied "Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM".




13
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?


Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.


Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?


Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem Can there be greater than this one?




14
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles


and lighten your burden.


Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or


troubles.


Girl: Well that is because we aren't married yet.




15
Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to


give up my seat to a lady.


Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.


Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.




16
A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if


my father hadn't left me a fortune?" "Honey," the woman replied Sweetly,


"I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE"




17
Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."


Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."




18
A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"..


My Father grows beans," said one student. "My father cooks beans," said


another.


Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans."




19
Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?"


Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."


Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman.


Interviewer: "What were you before you married her?"


Millionaire: "A Billionaire"




20
Its funny when people discuss over "love marriage" and "arranged marriage"


It is like asking a person if he would like to "hang himself" or "shoot himself".




21
What is a girl friend?


Addition of problems, subtraction of money, multiplication of enemies & division of friends.




22
Guide: "I welcome you all to Niagara Falls. These are the world's largest


waterfalls and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20


supersonic planes passing by can't be heard.


Now may I request the ladies to keep quite so that we can hear the Niagara


Falls?"







23
Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist.


If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for seven years.


The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board overlooking an empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump.


The first patient jumps head first into the pool and breaks both arms.


Then the second patient jumps and breaks both legs.


The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump.


"Congratulations! You're a free man. Just tell me why didn't you jump?" asked the doctor.


To which the third patient answered, "Well Doc, I can't swim!"




24
As a old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.


Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him,


"Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Route 280. Please be careful!"


"It's not just one car," said Herman, "It's hundreds of them!"




25
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?


For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.




26
What's the definition of lawyer?


The larval form of a politician




27
Sardar comes back 2 his car & finds a note saying "Parking Fine"




28
How do you recognize a Sardar in School?


He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.




29
once a Sardhar was walking and had a glove on one hand and not on other so the man asked him why did he do so. He Replied that the


weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.




30
Sardarji bought a brand new Maruti and decided to drive down from Amritsar, where he lived, to Jalandar to meet his friend. He reached there in a few hours.


After spending a few days there, he decided to return, and called up his mother to expect him in the evening. But he didn't reach in the evening and not the next day either. "


When he finally reached home on the third day, his distraught mother ran and asked him " Arre Puttar, ki hoya?


(What Happened, My Son?)







31
The Sardarji got out, obviously very tired from a long journey, and said, "Oy, ye Marutti wale pagal hain, agge jaane waaste chaar gear banaate hain, )


aur pichche jaane waaste sirf ik?" (These Maruti Car people are crazy! They have four gears for going forward, but only one for going back!




32
Santa Singh decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens to begin with. A month later he returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens .


because all of the first lot had died. A month later he was back at t he dealer for another hundred chickens for the second lot had also died


'But I think I know where I'm going wrong,' said Santa, 'I think I'm planting them too deep.'




33
2 Dost Suicide karne gae, Pahala : "Hey Bhagwan muje dunia ki saari


nafrat de Pareshani de Duk de!" Dusra dost : "Abe tu maut maang raha


hai ki Reliance mai Job.




34
Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?


A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other


ensures U


Continue to do so.




35
Sardar to Shopkeeper: - Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao, Shopkeeper ne


Flag


Dikhaya, Sardar: - Isme aur Colour Dikhao.




36
.How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ? Sardarji thinks N thinks hard &


comes to a conclusion: I'll drink poison n let lion eat me. O' bolo


ta ra ra.




37
A Chinese pair accidentally had twins without getting married, Guess


what they named them... Jo Hua, So Hua.




38
Wife : Honey ...... What are You Looking for ?


Husband : Nothing.


Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an


hour ...?? Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.




39
Papa : beta har parai stri ko apni Maa samjho to tumhara character


thik ho jaaega.....Beta : Lekin Papa fir Aap ke character ka kya


hoga....???




40
Sardar: O Banno Car ki speed itani ky badha di..? biwi: Oji Car ki


break


fail ho gayi hai, Exident ho jaye iske pahale ghar pahunch jaate hai.




41
Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying.... When a


Person asked what he was doing.... He replied... Oye!! Higher


Studies


Yaar...!!!




42
Mayawati came to Lalu's House with a Goat.....


Lalu : Bhaiswa ko kyun Layi ho....??


Maya : Dikhta nahi, Goatwa hai..??


Lalu : Hum Goatwa se hi Puch raha Hun..!!


52

43
Wife : Do you want dinner?


Husband : Sure, what are my choices?


Wife : Yes and no.




44
Man : How old is your father?


Boy : As old as me.


Man : How can that be?


Boy : He became a father only when I was born




45
Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the


field"


Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field


Teacher : How?


Student : Ladies first.




46
Customer: If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Delhi in two days time?


Post Master : Yes sir, it definitely will.


Customer : I bet you, it won't.


Post Master : Why not?


Customer : It's addressed to Mumbai.




47
1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!


2nd thief : But this is the 13th floor.


1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions




48
Man before Marriage I like Airtel...."Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan"


After Marriage He's Like Hutch... " Where R U Go Our Network


Follows."




49
Santa : That Cow is a Lovely Colour ,


Farmer : Yes, it's a Jersey.


Santa : Oh, I Thought it was its Skin...!!!


gaya... aur main...SWARGWASI...




50
They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is


love; after marriage it is self-defense




51
It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as


women..and then he turns them into Wives !?!!!?!




52
It takes thousand workers to build a castle , Million soldiers to


protect a country


BUT Just ONE woman to make a Happy HOME! Let's Thank ......KAAMWALI




53
After Finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna Starts his practice. He Chcked 1st


patient eyes, tongue & ears by Torch


& finally said BOLE TO.......... TORCH THEEEEK HAI




54
What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a


positive side!




55
Ladka: Janeman is dil mein aaja.


Ladki: Sandal nikalu kya?


Ladka: Pagli mandir thodi hi hai, aise hi aaja!!




56
It's funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.


It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered




57
A person who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.


A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE..


A person who surrenders even if he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND.!




58
Mayawati came to Lallu's house with a goat.


Lallu: Bhaiswa ko kyon layi ho?


Maya: Dikhta nahin goatwa hai?


Lallu: Hum goatwa se hi to pooch raha hoon.




59
Do sardar jee motor cycle per bomb lay kar jarahay thay,


Rastay main speed breaker ki waja say jhatkay lag rahay thay,


Sardar jee ka dost bola yaar aaram say gari chalao kahi bomb na


phatjain,


Sardar jee...Oo tussi fiker hi naker assi kay pass dosra bhi tu bomb


hay.


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" Farhan starts filming Voice From The Sky in November. "Then there's Don 2. Which will have all the actors from the first Don including Shah Rukh Khan and Priyanka Chopra, of course. The story and screenplay are done. Voice From The Sky was scripted right after Dil Chahta Hai. Don 2 I started writing a few months after Don released. So this year I only have releases as an actor. Next year I'll have two releases as a director (Voice From The Sky and Don 2)." - Farhan Akhtar


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The current slew of B-Town lovers leave nothing to the imagination. Deepika Padukone and Ranbir Kapoor belong to that brigade.

While shooting for a promotional gig for their first movie together, Bachna Ae Haseeno, they couldn’t keep their hands off each other creating a nuisance for the crew and the other cast members.

A source present on the sets reveals, “It was a very small piece we were shooting with the entire cast of the film. Ranbir and Deepika came on the sets and pretty much kept to themselves.

Once the shooting started, they had a couple of scenes together and they did their part. People in and around the sets could feel the sexual tension between the two actors.

After their second okayed shot of the day, they got on their respective chairs which were right on the middle of the set and started to make out. People in and around the sets were shocked by their sudden display of affection towards each other.”

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http://www.youtube.com/v/YhQxNNefMM8&hl=en&fs=1

Akshay kumar's Performance at the Unforgettable Tour with Bachchan

http://www.youtube.com/v/TybaKjQCapc&hl=en&fs=1

Abhishek Bachan Performance at unforgettable tour

http://www.youtube.com/v/cqOZJJuznPI&hl=en&fs=1

Amitabh Performance at unforgettable tour

http://www.youtube.com/v/SXGqsJ7cz7g&hl=en&fs=1



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Teen idol Miley Cyrus, the fresh-faced star of Disney's "Hannah Montana" television franchise, has apologized for two sets of photos in which she flashes her bra, lies across a boy's lap, and appears semi-nude.

The 15-year-old churchgoing daughter of country singer Billy Ray Cyrus said in a statement on Sunday that she was embarrassed about some photos released on the Internet and others to be published in Vanity Fair magazine.

The first series of photos, which circulated on the Internet last week, showed Cyrus draped over the lap of her then-boyfriend, her producer's son, while another showed her revealing part of her green bra.

She is also starring in some as-yet released shots by celebrity photographer Annie Leibovitz in which she appears to be topless and wrapped in a blanket. These are set to be published in Vanity Fair magazine's June edition.

"For Vanity Fair, I was so honored and thrilled to work with Annie. I took part in a photo shoot that was supposed to be 'artistic' and now, seeing the photographs and reading the story, I feel so embarrassed," Cyrus said in a statement published on People magazine's Web site.

The Disney Channel backed up the rising star saying in a statement that "a situation was created to deliberately manipulate a 15-year-old in order to sell magazines."

No one from Vanity Fair was immediately available to comment.

But in a statement to the TV show "Entertainment Tonight," Vanity Fair defended itself.

"Miley's parents and/or minders were on the set all day. Since the photo was taken digitally, they saw it on the shoot and everyone thought it was a beautiful and natural portrait of Miley," said the magazine's statement.

Regarding the photos on the Internet, Cyrus said these were "silly, inappropriate shots" and she was sorry if she had disappointed anyone.

"I appreciate all the support of my fans, and hope they understand that along the way I am going to make mistakes and I am not perfect," she said.

"Most of all, I have let myself down. I will learn from my mistakes and trust my support team. My family and my faith will guide me through my life's journey."

Late last year, some candid photos of Cyrus frolicking with a female friend during a sleepover raised some eyebrows. She said at the time that there was "nothing wrong" with those photos.

Cyrus rocketed to fame as "Hannah Montana" on the Disney Channel's TV show of the same name about a girl who leads a double life as a teenager and singing sensation.

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Spanish actress Penelope Cruz is setting pulses racing with her steamy new film, Elegy.

She appears alongside Sir Ben Kingsley, who plays a charismatic professor who loses his composure when he falls in love with a student half his age.

The star is no stranger to nudity - she has gone topless in more than eight films, including the Italian release Don't Move.

"Penelope has done screen nudity before and isn't shy about showing off her boobs and bum," The Sun quoted a film insider as saying.

"Movie fans are in for a real treat," the insider added.

Elegy is based on Pulitzer Prize-winner Philip Roths short novel The Dying Animal. The movie is about a passionate relationship between a celebrated college professor (Ben Kingsley) and a young woman (Penelope Cruz) whose beauty destabilizes him.

She admits her hairdresser mother, Encarna, and merchant father, Eduardo, aren't thrilled at her nude scenes.

She has said previously, "Going topless is not my favourite thing. It's a little tough for my parents."

The film, which also stars Debbie Harry, Dennis Hopper and Patricia Clarkson, is expected to be be released is the UK next month.



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Music: Pritam
Guest Track: RDB (Rap by Snoop Dogg)
Producer: Vipul A. Shah
Director: Anees Bazmee

Singh Is Kinng, the most keenly awaited romantic comedy of 2008, revolves around a gang of crooks transformed by a good man and his selfless love for a pretty girl…

Lakhan Singh aka Lucky (Sonu Sood) is the ‘king’ of the Australian underworld accompanied by his associates (played by Javed Jaffrey, Neha Dhupia, Manoj Pahwa, Yashpal Sharma, Kamal Chopra and Sudhanshu Pande.)

Far away, in a small village in Punjab, where Lucky was born, there exists someone more notorious than him – Happy Singh (Akshay Kumar).

The village is fed up of his magnanimity, which has resulted in a number of hilariously disastrous situations. Out of desperation, they decide to send him on a long trip (that will keep him out of the village for a while!) to bring Lucky back to Punjab, as his despicable deeds were maligning their image in Australia.

The happy-go-lucky bumpkin, taking his mission a bit too seriously, embarks on his journey accompanied by his friend, Tony Singh (Om Puri), who hates Happy for dragging him into it.

The high point of his journey is his chance meeting with Sonia (Katrina Kaif) with whom he falls in love, but upon reaching his destination, things take a precarious turn as he runs into a series of comic misadventures, leaving him penniless. He is fortunate to find warmth and affection in an elderly lady (Kirron Kher) who helps him meet Lucky.

In a strange turn of events, an attempt on Lucky’s life is foiled by a well-intentioned Happy who fights off the attackers by risking his own life.

Following the hilarious altercation, Lucky lands up in hospital paralyzed, and Happy, unexpectedly, finds the tables turned on him when he is expected to assume the role of the new ‘kinng’!

The series of chaos, shocks and comic misunderstandings that ensue eventually result in redemption and an accidental wedding!

Shot in Punjab, Australia and Egypt, Singh Is Kinng marks superstar Akshay Kumar’s re-entry into the action-comedy minefield. With plenty of romance, glamour, laugh-aloud moments and chartbusting music, it promises to be one of the most appealing and entertaining motion pictures of 2008.

It comes from Vipul Shah and Anees Bazmee, the master-makers of blockbusters like Aankhen, Waqt, Namastey London, No Entry and Welcome.

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Mission Istanbul is a movie that lacks all logic and is a sheer disappointment. It does not go the thrill way, there is no espionage drama, focusing on execution of terrorist operations. It does not even go the emotional way, into the psyche of the news reporter who is the protagonist of the movie. In fact, the movie goes nowhere and looks like a B grade movie with the backdrop as Istanbul.Story of Mission Istanbul:


The excuse of a hero Vikas Sagar(Zayed Khan) who is supposed to be one of the best journos in India accepts a 3 month assignment from Al-Johara, a controversial Istanbul based news channel. At about the same time, Vikas is about to divorce his news caster wife Anjali (Shreya Saran). In Istanbul, Vikas meets Oswais Shah(Suniel Shetty) the head of the news channel and Ghazni(Nikitan Dheer), the boss of Al-johara channel.


Oswais is bumped off in Afganistan. Vikas happens to meet a disappearing character called Rizwan (Viveik Oberoi) at Oswais’ funeral. Rizwan is a Turkish commander who had lost his family in terrorist attack and now wants to protect Vikas(pray why!) Rizwan lets Vikas know that the news channel head Ghajini is behind all the killings and terrorist attacks. The reporter Vikas turns into a hacker and goes to the dreaded 13th floor of the channel building to hack all confidential data of Al Johara and put it in his pen drive. There are lot of pointless chases and dishum dishums, with gun shots and bombs exploding everywhere without any need. To sum up, the erroneous story comes with the premise that Al Johara channel has taken the idea of the dead dreaded terrorist Abu Nazir and is deliberately keeping terrorism and fundamentalist ideologies alive in his name.



Technicalities:
Some of the actions scenes are good although they are not the best you’ve seen. The editing is slick but that is the only feature that warrants a comment. Nothing else impresses.



Best scenes of Mission Istanbul:
The End (we are not kidding)



Minus points of Mission Istanbul:
1. Mission Istanbul looks like a vehicle to promote sponsoring brands Mountain Dew and Aaj Tak News Channel.


2. Extremely irritating songs and to more woe, they crop up at the wrong times. Abhishek Bachchan’s item number is pathetic.


3. One cant digest a scholarly looking news reporter fighting, like an ace army man attacking and killing terrorists. Farfetched to the core. Also he is shown to hack confidential high end systems like piece of cake, even “unlocking the password” like it is nobody else’s business.


4. Pathetic direction. Meandering plot. Can’t believe it is the same guy who made Shoot out at Lokhandwala. Or was that Sanjay Gupta?


5. The George Bush duplicate used in the movie is totally irrelevant. Forget making fun of George Bush, his scenes look forced and totally out of the place. Though it is meant to be humorous, nobody in the theatre really laughed.


6. The pack-a-punch dialogues that was reminiscent in Shoot out at Lokhandwala is missing in Mission Istanbul.



Performances:

Most of the films released in 2008 have been pathetic ventures and Mission Istanbul is no less. But some of these flops films had good performances but Mission Istanbul falters the most in histrionics department. The acting is very amateurish. Zayed Khan acts dumb, in fact, he should only do a dumb man’s role because whenever he opens his mouth, it is tragedy. Shweta Bharadwaj can’t act to save her life. Shreya Saran disappoints too. The dependable Viveik Oberoi may have been right in grousing that he didn’t get enough roles. He tries hard but the weak characterization of the role fails him. Thank God, Suniel Shetty made a wise decision as a producer, to give a brief performance only.



Conclusion: Mission Istanbul suffers from weak characterizations and a bad plot. It isolates the viewers from the thick of things. At no point does the viewer feel connected to the script. Suniel anna, you have got brains, please invest in good cinema. Looks like Tashan and Love Story 2050 has competition!

Rating-1.5/5
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Aishwarya Rai looked insanely hot in a sleeveless paisley print short dress(pantyless) at a photocall for the Unforgettable Tour at Sunset Marquis Hotel in West Los Angeles, CA on July 24.

Casually attired and with light makeup, Aishwarya looked cheerful and relaxed as she posed for the cameras. Her long straight hair left open seem to have gone redder, perhaps to heighten the glam for the tour.The dress has photographers gasping for a peek as one photographer viewed the unexpected thing.

The 'Unforgettable' team, consisting of the Bachchan family - Amitabh, Abhishek and Aishwarya, stars Preity Zinta, Madhuri Dixit and Ritesh Deshmukh, musicians Vishal and Shekhar, is camping at the Sunset Marquis Hotel for their show on Saturday, July 26.

It is not clear if Amitabh Bachchan, who is down with fever, cold and sore throat, will be able to attend. In a post on his blog made just as he went off to sleep he wrote:

"In bed.. After posting blog.. Resting and hoping i will be fine tomorrow for the show.."


Akshay Kumar who makes guest appearances in few of the shows is already in Los Angeles filming for Kambakht Ishq. He had flown to Toronto for the tour's kick off performance on July 18.

The tour has been hugely successful so far with shows at Toronto and Trinidad attracting a record number of fans.

The show at the Sports Arena is sold out and is expected to be viewed by more than 13,000 Indian cinema fans.

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Like all weekend try to leave a bit of pace and traditional commentators a site something more entertaining.

With PúdreteFlanders we have a widget that lets you create images as you see here.

And this is only an example of what can be done a little browsing in this web, boots thousands of smiles every day.

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Curious and fun tool which we are presenting today. This is PhotoFunia, a Web tool with which we apply many different effects to your images.

To that end, uses a face detection technology, which is more focused on photographs of portraits, and who meet certain conditions so that the effects are well implemented. These conditions are that the face is straight on, without anything to the tape, and if possible with a fund that is a neutral color. As an example, tells us that a typical picture of the card would be ideal.

We have a multitude of purposes, from putting our picture in a beautiful old framework, in the shirt of a happy and well-endowed lady in a pretty dollar ticket, billboards, magazines, Polaroid photos and even a reflection of an eye.

Although, as already indicated, is aimed at putting an expensive and portraits, some also fit with other images, such as those that create the effect of putting it into a framework or a poster.

The tool works very well, and after transforming the image we have the option of either save it in our record, save a special version to use for avatar, or send it to ImageShack.

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Shah Rukh and Salman Khan are big superstars and hence fought it out also like superstars at Kat’s birthday party. Unfortunately, Sherya Saran and Shweta Bharadwaj aren’t that successful yet so these two damsels chose to fight it by taunting and eye to eye killing.

At Mission Istannbul press release at Intercontinental, Andheri we noticed that Sherya and Shweta were not really that comfortable with each other.

Both being stars from the same movie showed no bonding at all.

Looking at them seated in different corners, the duo seemed as if they are India and Pakistan cricket fans and can’t tolerate each other.

A volley of questions were thrown at almost all the stars that night except these two gorgeous ladies, and when finally one journalist expressed his desire to ask Sherya a question, Shweta’s face turned pale and ugly (as if Pakistan had hit a six in the last ball and won the match).

She made such facial expressions that for a second we thought that she wanted to vomit badly.


It was later we realized that the two actresses were into a cold war

Shweta had one more reason to probably hate Shreya (for which we will probably side her).

Shreya was no doubt looking as stunning as ever, giving photographers full opportunity to zoom into her low cut dress revealing her cleavage to the fullest.

While on the other hand poor Shweta who had come in a fully covered colorful gown sort of dress hardly got any attention from the media.

Off course we can understand Shweta’s feelings. It’s her debut movie and obviously she wanted more attention from the media (which she unfortunately didn’t get).

We would have to wait and see what this babe would now do to get the media attention back.

Meanwhile, by her killer looks on her rival at the event she’s surely going to give it back to Shreya.

Beware Shreya ! Shweta is coming for you.



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Ever since Darsheel Safary became the youngest superstar of Bollywood getting nominated with Shah Rukh Khan for the best-actor award in the popular awards and all, rumours have been running wild about which film Darsheel would do next.

After the release of Taare Zameen Par the young prodigy's parents were very sure that the boy would now concentrate on his studies and go back to his normal life.

But then the offers got more and more lucrative. The going price for Darsheel is apparently 75 lakh rupees.

And the one tempting Darsheel out of his determination to stay away from the movies is Sanjay Dutt.

The film to be produced by Suniel Shetty's Popcorn Entertainment proposes to bring Dutt and Darsheel together.

Entitled Dedh (1 ½ ) the comedy is to be helmed by the 123 director Ashwani Dheer.

Says Ashwin, "Sanjay Dutt is final for the project. We need to work out the dates. As for the boy, yes we do want Darsheel and are trying for him. Let's see, "

Dheer isn't the only director wooing Darsheel for a post-TZP encore. Several other filmmakers have the same idea.


Debutante director Vikram Singh's forthcoming mama-bhanja tale Mastang Mama which stars Ruslaan Mumtaz as the young and hip Uncle wants Dasrsheel to play the nephew.

Says Ruslaan, "It about two brats one grownup and the other a kid. Darsheel would be ideal. But I believe he's too expensive."

The cross-generation child-adult dramas which started with Amitabh Bachchan and Ayesha Kapoor in Sanjay Bhansali's Black are here to stay.

Even as the Big B returns to play little Aman Siddiqui 's ghost-dost in Vivek Sharma's Bhootnath, several other directors are readying projects about the child and his guardian-angel.

But nothing like a film that pitches a big star against little Darsheel.

Says a source, "See, the Sanjay Dutt film with another kid is just one more film. But Dutt and Darsheel. Dat rocks!"


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Cool Album is the perfect liner for this movie music. The music is a mix of funky and hip-hop with Bollywood typos.Khoka has been heard earlier and is the crown jewel as expected.Bappa Lahiri shows off talent with this while Bappi Lahiri supports with the vocals. Sanjay Dutt surprised earlier with Asha and Friends and lives upto expectations in C Kkompany.Jaane Kya is a typical sad track with the movie having a flavour of romance to it and as expected.Speaker Baje is great and reminds us of Ae Ganpat Baja Na.Overall the movie music is great and we thus expect the movie to be good.
Director : Sachin Yardi
Producer : Ekta Kapoor & Shobha Kapoor
Cast : Tusshar Kapoor, Anupam Kher, Rajpal Yadav, Raima Sen & Mithun Chakraborty
Music Director : Anand Raj Anand & Bappa Lahri
Lyricist/s : Anand Raj Anand & Shabbir Ahmed
Cassettes and CD's on : T-Series Music Records
Singers : Sanjay Dutt, K K, Shreya Ghosal, Mika Singh, Bappi Lahiri, Rema Lahiri, Anand Raj Anand & Sunidhi Chauhan
Audio Release Date : July 2008

Tracklist

01 - Mika Singh, Bappi Lahiri & Rema Lahiri - Khokha
02 - Anand Raaj Anand & Sunidhi Chauhan - Speaker Baje
03 - Sanjay Dutt - C Kkompany
04 - K.K. & Shreya Ghoshal - Jaane Kya
05 - Anand Raaj Anand - Speakar Baje (Dhol Mix)
06 - Sanjay Dutt - C Kkompany (R-Mix)
07 - Mika Singh, Bappi Lahiri & Rema Lahiri - Khokha (Remix)

One line review-Hit the stores and get your speakers blaring!

Rating-4/5

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Today Friendship Day is celebrated in large number of countries including India. On this day people spend time with their friends and express love for them. Exchange of Friendship Day Gifts like flowers, cards and wrist bands is a popular tradition of this occasion.

So in this auspicious day

I wish you all a Happy Friendship Day

Lets have a look at some popular quotes

" Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. " - Mary Catherwood

" Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art... It has no survival value; rather is one of those things that give value to survival. " - C. S. Lewis

" Anybody can sympathise with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathise with a friend's success. " - Oscar Wilde


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Two days back there was a news floating around everywhere that a special trial show had been arranged for Kareena Kapoor by her ex-boyfriend Shahid Kapoor at the Yash Raj preview theatre for his latest release Kismat Konnection. We have found out it was nothing but a rumour.

A close friend of Kareena told us, "How can it be possible when she is out of the country presently? This is all fake news. Those posting the news should have atleast verified the facts!"

Similary a close pal of Shahid's too revealed to us, "Shahid despite his break up with Kareena has maintained a cordial relationship with her.

But this is all hogwash that he went on to the extent of arranging a special show for her of his Kismat Konnection. He has moved ahead in life and is more maturer now. There was rumour earlier too that Kareena had arranged a special show of Tashan just before its release for Shahid!

Where as the real fact was that there was no such thing taken place and Shahid in fact went to see Tashan in its 2nd week in a Mumbai multiplex with few friends."

We tried speaking to the Yash Raj studio staff, one amongst them on condition of anonymity told us there was no show of Kismat Konnection held for Kareena at their preview theatre!

Shahid and Kareena have only one film together to be released and that's Milenge Milenge directed by Satish Kaushik and produced by Boney Kapoor, the release date of which is uncertain as of now.


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